Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up...

By kenzieeeee - 30/12/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 17:01 - Canada - Quebec

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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By heronlydaughter - 23/11/2010 03:58 - United States

Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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You deserved it 3 227

Lost

By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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You deserved it 4 180

EloquentSilence 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:26

I really don't think it's possible for anyone to have a great time at Pizza Hut.

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:07

She doesn't love you =( Seriously, though, that sucks.

Comments

joshizzle3 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:05

hey i've never been first before! put i hate those posers who just say "first" so uhhh yeah! FYL

Ilikepie82479 20

Tuesday 7 October 2014 6:15

*facepalm

Seventytimeseven 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:05

wow great mom I hope youre not too young or child services are definitely in order for such 'awesomeosity'

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:07

She doesn't love you =( Seriously, though, that sucks.

Bud_fml 16

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:23

Hey! My sister works at Pizza Hut :D

Mustardnight 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 10:52

Lol

tehman117 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 2:38

Hey! Nobody cares

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:25

FHL for choosing that crap over Godfathers.

Luckster 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 11:41

Does Godfathers even exist anymore?

daffanator 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 13:04

yep

MiaKong 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:28

Who says they even have a Godfathers? I know I've never heard of it.

Stotan1228 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 19:03

Haha my uncle was so happy when he found a godfathers in chicago. We have one in wyoming and its just awesome.

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:40

Godfathers is a badass name for a Pizza chain. Can't say I've ever heard of it though.

corbincorbin 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:14

happy joes is better :)

EloquentSilence 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:26

I really don't think it's possible for anyone to have a great time at Pizza Hut.

Tigg3r 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:43

It's possible #6. Even though I prefer Little Ceasers, it is possible. It's also very very warm. OP, FYL because that must've been frikken cold!! I should know, I'm part lizard! XD jk jk.

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:43

Little Ceasers?! Wow Im learning about a bunch of new pizza chains with strange names today.

gabriel69_fml 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 6:21

what is OP? what does it mean?

chopra 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 16:46

what the heck is op?

chopra 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 16:48

what is op, and ydi

MissOriginal 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:45

FYL, stupid mom

elisabethecstasy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:48

Pizza Hut is not the same anymore. But seriously FYL. Terrible mom.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:56

I know you might not look as "cute" but it is winter people, dress for the weather and in the long run you will be so much happier. When that nice warm car your riding in breaks down it can get cold quick, warm clothes are not just for walking around, snowball fights and skiing.