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Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26535) - you deserved it (2354)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

#7 - On 11/21/2011 at 12:53pm by bigbadtim

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Open wide?

#1 - On 11/21/2011 at 12:49pm by TheRealBrianGrif

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