By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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stefluvsyou 4

well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3

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NellieSem 0

LOL!! that's funny. so how is this an FML?

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stefluvsyou 4

well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3

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Thunderbender 2

Loreal, because you're worth it.

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WolfKing501 0

22 that reminds me of yugioh the abridge series.

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littlemissFYL 5

you can stroke many things, but not my hair muddafukkah.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-42 What sorts of things do you want me to stroke?

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littlemissFYL 5

*47, things that you should keep in YOUR pants mann.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-50 Well sorry if it was provocative! Just all off this talk about stroking..

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littlemissFYL 5

*52, that hand that you're in a passionate relationship would not approve.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-53 -53 We've broken up, I caught him cheating with FunnyGuy5051. I'm free!

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dolphincheddar 10

55. you can stroke my pussy. I meant cat pervert!

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whyXD 13

Who's a good girl, who's a good girl.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-110 What is with you dolphin! Now you're teasing me!!! Why!

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littlemissFYL 5

*98 maybelline is makeup bro :-D

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DKParth13 5

34 you are really dumb fo real!!

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scrapmetal58 9

Pretty. So, so pretty. And soft. Ahhh. Sir Creeps McGee.

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CompettiveCheer 0

Everybody needs a little hair actionnnnn.

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whyXD 13

Who's a good girl, who's a good girl.

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gynoid 0

Turn around and purr or bark

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BeatlesObsessed 12

That's what the Axe hair gel does to you. Haven't you seen the commercials?

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KayDayParade 0

was it Angela Kinsey? with some root touch up?

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theten_fml 9

.... I do that all the time

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MizzErikaHart 8

that horses head looks like a penis^

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Creeper Alert!

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AngryCanadian 0

I'm guessing ecstasy was involved... "Your hair... your hair is so... SOFT! How do you do that? OOH, these clothes!"

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enonymous 8

more likely tripping balls You ever seen the back of a $5 bill........ ON WEED?!?

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WeeabooSandra 0

That's a nice everything you have there.....sssssSSS

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laplander_fml 0

maybe he was blind?

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DKjazz 20

Stranger danger! STRANGER DANGER!!!!

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scruffy_janitor5 1

he likes your hair, take the compliment

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TheMasticater 9

Maybe they were cleaning it, you should thank them!

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LolMoqz 10

Very nice sensation, eh?

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allmidnighteyes 10

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