By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.


Tastes like chicken

Looks like crab

But it's actually dandruff!

It's snowing early this year.

flockz 19

cloudy with a chance of scalp.

bulgeinmypants 0

Tastes like happy!

Waggleton 0

Make a snowman and name him dandy druff

74 - make a dandruff man and name him Mr. Dan Druff?

ImFrackinBored 13

Don't eat the white snow? *_*

Taste like hamburger :P

Over the teath and threw the gums look out stomach Here it comes

bulgeinmypants 0

Tis the season.

89 is the perfect example of most punlic schooling...

I eat dandruff for breakfast every morning. It's full of calcium, so they say.

KiddNYC1O 20

I love you, Brian. Huge fan.

blackheart24 10

Frosted flakes are more than good, They're grreat!!

111- I think it's more like first grade English.

Still shufflin?

flockz 19

wiggle wiggle?

swimchica22 0

Sorry for party rockin'

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. ...Oh wait... That doesn't sound right...

Now STOP! Hatin' is bad.

You should have given him some name of good brand anti dandruff shampoo :)

Head and shoulders?

IMO T-Gel is better

Knees and toes?

I admit, I giggled at 105's comment. But what I came here to say is that the anti-dandruff shampoo actually makes your scalp worse off. Irony. Maybe he's already been using it and that's why his head is so dandruff-y?

Celson Blue is the best.

alyssamarie03 0

Head & shoulders!!

just dead skin, no big deal.

Sweet! I didn't know dandruff is alive nor that it travels in swarms.

Hate to break it to you but that sounds more like lice.

Many things that you do not yet know, there are, young paddawan.

mikeeg 0

Heads and shoulders!

Knees and toes. Knees and toes

Capt_Oblivious 10

18: Now THAT made my day, thank you.

tsim_fml 0

18 - beat me to it. darn

Eyes and ears and nose and mouth...Head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes. (I couldn't leave that song unfinished!)

Thank you 18!!! Good on ya mate!!!

I know what giving head is, but how do you give shoulders?

2ndSucks 15

88- Special positioning when a girl is being eaten out. Flexibility!

83- It's "eyes, ears, mouth, and nose".

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

flockz 19

le tits now.


poppaof6 0

That wasn't dandruff. That was snow from Santas head. He was taking the bus to NY for the thanksgiving day parade.

...we got, a rapist, in Lincoln Park

hide yo kids, hide yo wife... and hide yo husband! They rape'n ery'body out here.

Or maybe he was a drugee and it was crack. The possibilities are endless if you have an imagination ;)

Symmetry88 0

Think of it as a snowfall, but DON'T open your mouth. And get that dude some head and shoulders.

Confetti! Micro-sized!