Grrrrrroooooooooss

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
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bigbadtim 7
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

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instnt1nfction 17
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Tastes like chicken

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BountyBass 13
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Looks like crab

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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But it's actually dandruff!

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AnonymousTroll 2
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It's snowing early this year.

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flockz 19
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cloudy with a chance of scalp.

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bulgeinmypants 0
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Tastes like happy!

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Waggleton 0
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Make a snowman and name him dandy druff

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DryHumor 4
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74 - make a dandruff man and name him Mr. Dan Druff?

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ImFrackinBored 13
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Don't eat the white snow? *_*

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Naitsi 19
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Taste like hamburger :P

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21jason 9
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Over the teath and threw the gums look out stomach Here it comes

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bulgeinmypants 0
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Tis the season.

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RetardedChipmunk 7
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89 is the perfect example of most punlic schooling...

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mystifisvt 4
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I eat dandruff for breakfast every morning. It's full of calcium, so they say.

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KiddNYC1O 20
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I love you, Brian. Huge fan.

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blackheart24 10
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Frosted flakes are more than good, They're grreat!!

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Dr_Jalepenos 0
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111- I think it's more like first grade English.

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bigbadtim 7
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Still shufflin?

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flockz 19
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wiggle wiggle?

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swimchica22 0
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Sorry for party rockin'

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robertlovespi 3
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It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. ...Oh wait... That doesn't sound right...

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Manganimegrl 16
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Now STOP! Hatin' is bad.

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rabTAI 3
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You should have given him some name of good brand anti dandruff shampoo :)

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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Head and shoulders?

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iam_yummylicious 12
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IMO T-Gel is better

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77777771 12
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Knees and toes?

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dumboears 8
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I admit, I giggled at 105's comment. But what I came here to say is that the anti-dandruff shampoo actually makes your scalp worse off. Irony. Maybe he's already been using it and that's why his head is so dandruff-y?

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EpicPear 0
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Celson Blue is the best.

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alyssamarie03 0
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Head & shoulders!!

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ladylecter 0
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just dead skin, no big deal.

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adrayy 4
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Sweet! I didn't know dandruff is alive nor that it travels in swarms.

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slick5880 22
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Hate to break it to you but that sounds more like lice.

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Fruit_Dealer 9
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Many things that you do not yet know, there are, young paddawan.

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mikeeg 0
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Heads and shoulders!

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Enslaved 36
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Knees and toes. Knees and toes

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Capt_Oblivious 10
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18: Now THAT made my day, thank you.

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tsim_fml 0
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18 - beat me to it. darn

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HideouslyHuman 10
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Eyes and ears and nose and mouth...Head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes. (I couldn't leave that song unfinished!)

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TuLegit 4
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Thank you 18!!! Good on ya mate!!!

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G97Alex 21
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I know what giving head is, but how do you give shoulders?

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2ndSucks 15
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88- Special positioning when a girl is being eaten out. Flexibility!

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dumboears 8
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83- It's "eyes, ears, mouth, and nose".

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bigbadtim 7
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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

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flockz 19
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le tits now.

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thisisafunnyname 12
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DONT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!

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poppaof6 0
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That wasn't dandruff. That was snow from Santas head. He was taking the bus to NY for the thanksgiving day parade.

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geon_olam 17
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...we got, a rapist, in Lincoln Park

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PopsicleLicker 0
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hide yo kids, hide yo wife... and hide yo husband! They rape'n ery'body out here.

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GirlWithName1324 0
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Or maybe he was a drugee and it was crack. The possibilities are endless if you have an imagination ;)

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Symmetry88 0
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Think of it as a snowfall, but DON'T open your mouth. And get that dude some head and shoulders.

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TipOfTheHat 10
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Confetti! Micro-sized!

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