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Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (9879)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

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Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?

#1 - On 10/15/2011 at 6:17am by Mr_Alarm

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Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.

#5 - On 10/15/2011 at 6:20am by Im2Handsom

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