Awkward and Love: Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By thegirlofthedad - 29/01/2013 09:48 - India - Mumbai

Today, I saw a lady who had fainted. I ran over to help, only to find out that she was unstable and had a knife in her hand. She was pointing it at me, and growled threateningly every time I tried to move away. It took the cops an hour to defuse the situation. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2021 14:00

Today, I met my celebrity crush in an official capacity, I was completely tongue tied and when I stood to shake her hand, I tripped and fell with my face in her cleavage. She thought it was funny, but I was mortified and my boss suspended me until security footage proves I didn’t do it on purpose. FML

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By BUSTED. - 01/12/2015 19:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML

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By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 18:30

Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML

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IrishWildMan 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:28

It would appear that your analysis of not being a shy or nervous person has been proven false.

sharmen 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

Comments

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

haha!!! u idot!!!

Ingenious 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:19

...Says the person who can't spell idiot. :L

sixtimessix 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:26

lol a women fainted

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:34

fate? il tell you about fate, I met my wife during paintball, shot her in the neck, we hit it off straight away

theian01 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:39

That's not family guy... Thats Superbad. You slightly disappoint me.

persianlovaaa691 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:55

can someone please suck my **** ?

persianlovaaa691 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:57

omg sorry guys I didn't write that:|

FrenchToast94 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:21

maybe I would if you weren't 12.. :D

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 15:44

26- Hahahaha. You've become a victim of getting hacked. It's happened to me... :(

TheOtherNewest1 6

Monday 8 November 2010 7:39

Absitively.

ladybuuggy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:15

shit, get your act together! hahah

restythestar 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

more like FHL

cars819 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

lmao, it happens to me too much :)

sharmen 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

yourlifesfucked 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 16:59

ZOMGMETOO

Draminicaus 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:51

Zaboomafoo**

Juneyah1017 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:18

so you fumbled your words, after that whole thing did you attempt to gain a sac during the night. If so did the cop get touchdown in the bed?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 6 November 2010 14:16

Juneyah, you have much about puns to learn, grasshopper. Try this: After he left, did you go running back to his arms? Was he a wide receiver of your advances, or did he block your attempts? Here's a quarter so you can buy a clue. When you're done I want my quarter back.