Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
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IrishWildMan
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It would appear that your analysis of not being a shy or nervous person has been proven false.
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sharmen
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I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha
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XxMoonGirlAshomi
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haha!!! u idot!!!
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Ingenious
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...Says the person who can't spell idiot. :L
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sixtimessix
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lol a women fainted
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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fate? il tell you about fate, I met my wife during paintball, shot her in the neck, we hit it off straight away
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theian01
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That's not family guy... Thats Superbad. You slightly disappoint me.
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persianlovaaa691
| 0
can someone please suck my tits ?
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persianlovaaa691
| 0
omg sorry guys I didn't write that:|
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FrenchToast94
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maybe I would if you weren't 12.. :D
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KingDingALing
| 9
26- Hahahaha. You've become a victim of getting hacked. It's happened to me... :(
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TheOtherNewest1
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Absitively.
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ladybuuggy
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shit, get your act together! hahah
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restythestar
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more like FHL
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cars819
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lmao, it happens to me too much :)
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sharmen
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I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha
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yourlifesfucked
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ZOMGMETOO
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Draminicaus
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Zaboomafoo**
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Juneyah1017
| 9
so you fumbled your words, after that whole thing did you attempt to gain a sac during the night. If so did the cop get touchdown in the bed?
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DocBastard
| 38
Juneyah, you have much about puns to learn, grasshopper. Try this:
After he left, did you go running back to his arms? Was he a wide receiver of your advances, or did he block your attempts? Here's a quarter so you can buy a clue. When you're done I want my quarter back.
After he left, did you go running back to his arms? Was he a wide receiver of your advances, or did he block your attempts? Here's a quarter so you can buy a clue. When you're done I want my quarter back.
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miraggg
| 1
his wasnt that bad
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DocBastard
| 38
I never said it was bad, did I?
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SadinSherman
| 16
It was confusing though
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cole86
| 0
well were u?
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Amgnowai
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Y-Y-YDI
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Sydknee
| 8
LMFAO. I get it :)
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mzeemzima
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u fail
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sloppy3301
| 3
ur gonna go jjjjjjjj Jail !