By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
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IrishWildMan 3
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It would appear that your analysis of not being a shy or nervous person has been proven false.

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sharmen 0

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

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XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
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haha!!! u idot!!!

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Ingenious 0
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...Says the person who can't spell idiot. :L

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sixtimessix 0
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lol a women fainted

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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fate? il tell you about fate, I met my wife during paintball, shot her in the neck, we hit it off straight away

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theian01 3

That's not family guy... Thats Superbad. You slightly disappoint me.

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persianlovaaa691 0
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can someone please suck my tits ?

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persianlovaaa691 0
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omg sorry guys I didn't write that:|

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FrenchToast94 0
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maybe I would if you weren't 12.. :D

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KingDingALing 9

26- Hahahaha. You've become a victim of getting hacked. It's happened to me... :(

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ladybuuggy 0
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shit, get your act together! hahah

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restythestar 0

more like FHL

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cars819 0
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lmao, it happens to me too much :)

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sharmen 0

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

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yourlifesfucked 0

ZOMGMETOO

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Draminicaus 0

Zaboomafoo**

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Juneyah1017 9
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so you fumbled your words, after that whole thing did you attempt to gain a sac during the night. If so did the cop get touchdown in the bed?

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DocBastard 38
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Juneyah, you have much about puns to learn, grasshopper. Try this: After he left, did you go running back to his arms? Was he a wide receiver of your advances, or did he block your attempts? Here's a quarter so you can buy a clue. When you're done I want my quarter back.

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miraggg 1
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his wasnt that bad

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DocBastard 38
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I never said it was bad, did I?

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SadinSherman 16
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It was confusing though

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cole86 0
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well were u?

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Sydknee 8

LMFAO. I get it :)

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sloppy3301 3
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ur gonna go jjjjjjjj Jail !

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