By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 151
You deserved it 7 374

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It would appear that your analysis of not being a shy or nervous person has been proven false.

sharmen 0

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha


...Says the person who can't spell idiot. :L

fate? il tell you about fate, I met my wife during paintball, shot her in the neck, we hit it off straight away

theian01 3

That's not family guy... Thats Superbad. You slightly disappoint me.

KingDingALing 9

26- Hahahaha. You've become a victim of getting hacked. It's happened to me... :(

sharmen 0

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

so you fumbled your words, after that whole thing did you attempt to gain a sac during the night. If so did the cop get touchdown in the bed?

Juneyah, you have much about puns to learn, grasshopper. Try this: After he left, did you go running back to his arms? Was he a wide receiver of your advances, or did he block your attempts? Here's a quarter so you can buy a clue. When you're done I want my quarter back.