FML : Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very...

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 6 November 2010 04:40 / United States

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By IrishWildMan | 3

#1658601 - Saturday 6 November 2010 15:28

It would appear that your analysis of not being a shy or nervous person has been proven false.

By sharmen | 0

#1658029 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

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By XxMoonGirlAshomi | 0

#1657999 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:13

haha!!! u idot!!!

Ingenious | 0

#1658052 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:19

...Says the person who can't spell idiot. :L

sixtimessix | 0

#1658088 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:26

lol a women fainted

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1658127 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:34

fate? il tell you about fate, I met my wife during paintball, shot her in the neck, we hit it off straight away

theian01 | 3

#1658340 - Saturday 6 November 2010 13:39

That's not family guy... Thats Superbad. You slightly disappoint me.

persianlovaaa691 | 0

#1658391 - Saturday 6 November 2010 13:55

can someone please suck my tits ?

persianlovaaa691 | 0

#1658404 - Saturday 6 November 2010 13:57

omg sorry guys I didn't write that:|

FrenchToast94 | 0

#1658452 - Saturday 6 November 2010 14:21

maybe I would if you weren't 12.. :D

KingDingALing | 9

#1658672 - Saturday 6 November 2010 15:44

26- Hahahaha. You've become a victim of getting hacked. It's happened to me... :(

TheOtherNewest1 | 4

#1664700 - Monday 8 November 2010 7:39

Absitively.

By ladybuuggy | 0

#1658012 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:15

shit, get your act together! hahah

By restythestar | 0

#1658021 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

more like FHL

By cars819 | 0

#1658023 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

lmao, it happens to me too much :)

By sharmen | 0

#1658029 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:16

I seriously thought it said farted, not fainted haha

yourlifesfucked | 0

#1658884 - Saturday 6 November 2010 16:59

ZOMGMETOO

Draminicaus | 0

#1661748 - Sunday 7 November 2010 8:51

Zaboomafoo**

By Juneyah1017 | 9

#1658036 - Saturday 6 November 2010 12:18

so you fumbled your words, after that whole thing did you attempt to gain a sac during the night. If so did the cop get touchdown in the bed?

DocBastard | 38

#1658441 - Saturday 6 November 2010 14:16

Juneyah, you have much about puns to learn, grasshopper. Try this:

After he left, did you go running back to his arms? Was he a wide receiver of your advances, or did he block your attempts? Here's a quarter so you can buy a clue. When you're done I want my quarter back.