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Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML


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On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States

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They probably used the pillow cases to haul the loot out. The deodorant is just freaky!

#6 - On 10/13/2011 at 12:57pm by jtconcord

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With the crisis, pillowcases are hard to find now a days...

#2 - On 10/13/2011 at 12:53pm by smurfsarwales

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