Health, Mental health and OCD: Put it all back

Put it all back

By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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Bodyshaming ain't cool

By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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You deserved it 4 635

Unrelatable

By Marea90h - 09/12/2020 20:01

Today, a client hung up on me after calling me "Miss Proper" because I spoke too "clearly" for her. FML

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You deserved it 53

By Anonymous - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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You deserved it 551

Zing!

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 02:00

Today, I overheard my wife and teenage daughter arguing. My wife was complaining that our daughter is unappreciative. "You should thank me for giving you life," she said. My daughter snapped, "I thank God for that, not you." My wife sighed and said, "He didn't have to sleep with your father." FML

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You deserved it 200

By toobroketoprotest - 16/08/2019 20:00

Today, I found out that the higher-ups aren’t letting us use the break room anymore, so guess it’s back to eating lunch in my car while it’s 100°F outside. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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You deserved it 6 275

By unluckiestperson - 29/08/2010 15:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

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You deserved it 6 246

By hardwarekit - 31/10/2014 14:27 - United States - Fairport

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML

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You deserved it 2 906

Burn

By Swedishsummer - 08/05/2016 21:54 - Sweden - Floda

Today, we finally got some signs of summer in Sweden and I went to hang out in the sun with some friends. I was wearing sunglasses so I only put sunscreen on my nose and forehead. I now have a dick-shaped area in my face where I didn't completely burn my face off. FML

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You deserved it 5 499

By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

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You deserved it 10 482

By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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You deserved it 1 518

By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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You deserved it 9 956

By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

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You deserved it 2 350

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 837

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML

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You deserved it 93 698

By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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You deserved it 4 225

By Becky - 21/08/2009 23:51 - United Kingdom

Today, my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat for the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go for lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished, a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2017 20:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML

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You deserved it 460

Kitchen Nightmares

By cook for yourself dammit! - 12/07/2020 14:01

Today, tired of my husband complaining that my food was basic and bland, I went out of my way to learn to cook using new recipes and fresh ingredients. He complained that I took too long to make dinner, and that the food is "fancied up shit." He can cook his own meals now. FML

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You deserved it 186

Excuse you?

By done - 07/08/2018 11:30 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, after spending years volunteering at community theatres and being accepted into a prestigious university for theatrical design, my public high school gave me a scholarship. All my mother could say was "I'm sorry they wasted their money on you." FML

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You deserved it 184

By facepalmshroomer - 07/02/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

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You deserved it 85 174

By Millar - 24/10/2018 00:30 - Australia - Carlton North

Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML

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You deserved it 164

By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

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You deserved it 2 693

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 835

By lexibabe - 03/03/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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You deserved it 2 759

By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 968

By FMyThroat - 18/01/2013 00:39 - Peru - Lima

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 808

By lovehurts - 28/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

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You deserved it 57 523

By SmokedSalmon - 13/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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You deserved it 43 460

Trawling

By Adil Ilahi - 05/06/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Keighley

Today, my friends yet again told me to hop on Tinder and other dating sites, saying how easy it is to match up, and I keep telling them I will soon. In reality, I've been on them for weeks, without a match. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 800

You deserved it 302

By flowerfail - 16/06/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I stepped outside to wait for a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing for our first date. Just as he rounded the corner, I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into my mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure for her plants. FML

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You deserved it 4 956

We are legion

By Lennie Mcfish - 26/09/2019 20:01

Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML

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You deserved it 537

By girlymae - 27/02/2013 07:59 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

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You deserved it 23 964

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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You deserved it 82 583

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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You deserved it 30 047

By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

No sex, lots of violins

By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 11:01

Today, my violin broke and I have a recital coming up. I gave it to my friend to give it to the luthier and the luthier has fixed it. I asked my friend to return it to me and they became angry I was asking for too many favours. My recital is tomorrow and I can't get my hands on a violin for at least another week. FML

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You deserved it 215

By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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You deserved it 126

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MagicallyFat 12

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:51

This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(

claras100 5

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:50

The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl

claras100 5

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:50

The money you didnt use in buying stuff back will have to be used for therapy. Fyl

morganrules123 10

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:58

At least you have something to do this weekend!

enonymous 8

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:20

15 that's easy. Consuela... As long as you got lemon pledge...

hellogoodbye1996 6

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:31

I have OCD too and I know how it feels. I would probably kill myself if that happened to me.

YourEvilHero 12

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:58

I'd rather have a mess then missing items. try and find out who did it, like someone said it seems like a friend.

aFatFuck 0

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 10:13

At least you don't smoke weed... this would not work out well for a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

Keyman1212 14

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 10:18

I would rather my things be stolen, then moved around.

xDefendPopPunkx 14

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 13:32

Oh man these comments are killing me. Please guys put the letters in alphabetical order. Please, it's CDO, the letters have to be in order it's only right.

CreeperIRL 14

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:40

At least they didn't leave you any mixed up skittles or m&m's.... That woulda really sucked....

dre_bro11 12

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:44

54, aren't people slack! First they put an 's' in lisp, now they're writing 'OCD' in the wrong order.

hippityhopp 2

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:12

That is very dumb because if that was the case every word you wrote or made would have to be in alphabetical order not just OCD...

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:00

For crying out loud 75! I just asked you to please put things in the correct order. Yet you go and write the incorrect version of CDO. Don't my pleas mean anything to you?

hollenbackam 12

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:42

llo :P

enonymous 8

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 20:08

54 I need you from now on to put every word of your sentence in alphabetical order otherwise you're speaking greek to me

xDefendPopPunkx 14

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 20:38

KO 94, I iwll aekm erus ot do ahtt fmor now no. Aaabecihllpt deorr is aimnoprtt :)

rallets 22

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 21:42

"nothing seems to be missing but there is now a lava lamp"

rallets 22

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 21:46

"nothing seems to be taken, however, there appears to be a lava lamp"

foxman47 3

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:25

97- I'm pretty sure "L" come before "W" and "S" comes before "U"... You failed

xDefendPopPunkx 14

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:36

Dyslexia, so sue me.

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 2:19

Well if you are 99.99% shure nothing was taken theres nothing to worry about

zuzupetalsYO 11

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 2:22

I think you know the person who did this. Someone is messing with you.

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:51

canadianbabe hit me up

hellogoodbye1996 6

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:49

Lmao 108 troll.

NoWarranty_fml 14

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:25

You're gonna make my eyes bleed if yoy keep writing like that

nolarboot 10

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:34

Anyone notice the OP's name? Priceless. Also, sucks about your stuff, but at least it's all still there.

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:42

Lol 122, I'm pretty sure I'm not a troll. I'm 100% human. Not an ounce of troll in me. A little goblin maybe but no troll. ;)

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Thursday 31 October 2013 15:06

the CDO shit is the stupidest shit I ever heard. so many whiney little brats have "OCD" sometimes you just like things neat. it's not necessarily OCD.

MagicallyFat 12

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:51

This might have been possibly done by someone you know. A prank perhaps? Either way sorry to hear :(

forest1wolf 9

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:13

That's what I thought

curley18 3

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:06

That's what I thought!

MareNostrum 0

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:22

Well...I believe Manson's followers did this in houses before they started murdering people. Looks like you're in the clear, but your famous neighbours better watch their backs.

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 7:56

Sorry, this has nothing to do with the FML, but I'm loving your profile picture!! :P

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Thursday 25 August 2011 14:22

Thinking the same thing.

DelilahLoyla 1

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:51

In this case, they most likely knew you.

WIZchild 0

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 17:52

I think it was the gieco gecko..hes very nifty

thepersonyouknow 9

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Thursday 27 October 2011 22:53

did anyone else think of paranormal activity?

quadder 0

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:51

Your friends played a prank on you

Majstr 23

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:16

They did it for teh lulz. :)

iAmScrubs 19

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:51

I always had a feeling that the dude from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition broke into houses.

Skankles 0

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:52

Ah! I feel your pain. But at least you have your belongings!

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:52

they know you so well they did that on purpose.

marinus_fml 19

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:53

What the fuck. Who would break in and do that? I'm pretty sure you just have friends with humor who played a trick on you :) +1 for your hilarious friends.