Today, while reading my girlfriend's kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML
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Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
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baileybutler 16
You're like a chia pet!
ontheFLY4 25
My sister used to say our grandfather "had a hole in his head" when we were little. I don't think she ever thought to water him!
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ontheFLY4 25
My sister used to say our grandfather "had a hole in his head" when we were little. I don't think she ever thought to water him!
sonasonic 34
Aww it's the thought that counts. You're wet, but at least she cares.
chuka81 27
Some people can pull off being bald, Walter White for example.
Badkarma4u 17
Jason Statham
lunaangel 14
hell yea! Jason Statham is a babe :D
baileybutler 16
You're like a chia pet!
AyeJay101 25
She knows the secret hair growth formula!
The_Avatar 22
Embrace the baldness! You can totally shave your head and go all bruce willis.
Wolfipoo 31
She needs to respect her elders, sorry you had to deal with that OP.
Dick_diamond 22
You must be fun at parties
lunaangel 14
she was being an innocent little kid who was trying to help get your head out of your ass
myGRAM 14
Girlfriend's kids... just saying
cpmagma 15
couldn't get pass that either lol
lulinator 40
Past...
Not_Creative 12
I came to the comments to say the same thing. Glad I read through them before duplicating your post!
Lalala579121 27
Yep I saw that too...
mswhatever 18
What's wrong with him helpinh out with his girlfriends kids?
DoomedGemini 37
Never heard of stepparents? Or do you think they just randomly marry another person? There's usually dating involved, you know.
vivian3909 5
9 meant there was an issue with the grammar, not the fact that he's caring for his "girlfriends kid's"
lunaangel 14
really *disapproving glare* grammar sharks are so annoying
tantanpanda 26
^it's not like they're being rude about it. If op sees this, he can learn from his mistakes. As long as you're not an ass about it, correcting someone's grammar is fine.
iwanttogotoparis 26
At least she's trying to be helpful and doesn't hate you
rockwrench 18
Out of the mouth of babe's. Got to love how kids think at that age.
catanita 18
That is so funny. Kids are full of surprises and sometimes do awesome things.