Hey lady! Chill!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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marinus_fml 19

OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

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lovepink_66 3

Ask yourself that hun

marinus_fml 19

OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

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luis_r96 4

I wuldve beat her up too

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DoWorkBro 4

Well now a days kids in elementary school get in trouble for bringing peanut products to school.

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marinus_fml 19

#28 what's your point? I'm sure that's only to schools with students highly allergic to nuts. In my school we had a girl so allergic that even the smell of it sent her into anaphylactic shock.

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FarSide 22

For ****'s sake, STFU about peanuts.

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the s

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

If someone else picked up my stuff, I would go chasing them down the street because that purse had my fun and badge! $0rry about the comment before, it was a typo. IM SO FREAKIN PISSED!

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zbajis 7

66- I love talking about nuts though!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Now if she hadn't smacked you the **** up, you would've gotten away with her purse, don't blame her

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Yup... If you were wondering white people, THIS is what it's like to be a minority. Haha.

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thanks_asshole 2

she got that line from an eminem song haha

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hobbsicle805 0

nuts are good yummy..

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thingfish 0

steal the purse. if you're gonna get called a thief, you might as well have the pleasure of being one.

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annasworld 3

it has come to filthy thieves helping old ladies

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KiddNYC1O 20

It has come to paying over 4 dollars for a gallon of gas. Smh.

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Shut_Your_Mouth 0

It has come to umbrellas being... well...

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toongirl 4

@ #49 We pay roughly $8 per gallon in the UK...

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cradle6 13

131-Yeah, and I just came back from Israel where it was about $10 a gallon. Americans have it pretty well with gas prices compared to rest of the world.

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kingatowning 2

That's one strong umbrella! O__O

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taywee14 0

I live in Ontario we pay about 2$/gallon

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lmBobSaget 0

Thats what u get! Since when are people nice

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DeadxManxWalking 27

People like me

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sofiainthesun 5

Old people are so awesome.

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reallytho3 11

Is that wut u call it?

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Zero22120 12

Old people are crazy, they never have any idea what's going on. Watch an old person walk into a line and you can go ahead and add at least another 5 minutes more than normal.

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lolololer 8

am i the only one who laughed super hard that she threatened to open up an umbrella in his ass?

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minisquid 9

My goal in life is to be crazily insane. If that makes sense :P

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bsharp1 1

The comment on society at the end is a nice touch.

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rallets 22

dammit, not to you. ahh this commenting system sucks

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Nanall 15

Sad to say but I'm not surprised! You hear all these scams and thefts, it's hard to be trustful nowadays.

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Bobissmall 13

Stop trying to help people, are you some kind of fool? That never goes well.

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trollsemen 8

Say "this has what the world has came to!!!" and then pull her wig off.

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