Shopping and Public freakouts: Hey lady! Chill!

Hey lady! Chill!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

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By gnofin - 22/03/2016 21:23 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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maurambie 9

Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

People who believe everyone is evil.

marinus_fml 19

Friday 26 August 2011 2:14

OP did ask him/herself that; along with everyone on fml, in the form of a rhetorical question.

Comments

cek31076 1

Friday 26 August 2011 20:50

Omg lol

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 26 August 2011 21:25

Never. Help. Old people.

SoulTermination 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 3:04

Wow. My response to her would've been, "If you have a problem with me trying to be polite and helpful by picking up your bag for you, I can always toss this sh*tty-ass thing of yours out in the street and pray you get run over fetching it yourself! How's that?"

Winter1lover 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:11

Seriously, don't help old people. I work as a cashier and had one lady hit me over the head with her handbag for loading the bags into her cart for her. She told me that I ought to get back to doing something I'm good at (which apparently was not loading bags into a cart) lol FYL anyway.

mizk 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:37

Shame on you for trying to help an elder lady..

siriusgamer 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:51

Sock her back and rob the bitch.

InsaneLife98 14

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:50

Oh, this posts comments are the best I've seen on FML when it comes to modern-day society, that is. Yes, don't let this modern-day society bring you down and tear you apart. Just because the stereotypical old woman did that to you because she thought you were one of those petty thieves doesn't mean that everyone thinks you are.

FuckOffNoob 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:57

I agree what the f*ck happend

jboy132007 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:07

Hahaha oh my god that is to ****** funny

VampireRain17 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:19

Seriously... People suck. Always have, always will. Sorry that you got accused, don't let it make you stop being a good person. There aren't enough good people anymore.