By santa_maria - 25/08/2011 21:45 - Reunion

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML
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deviable 9
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Did she like your outfit?

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Nanall 15
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Wow. I hope you didn't get the internship for demeaning women like that.

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deviable 9
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Did she like your outfit?

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trollsemen 8
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Of course she did! Everybody loves girls in skirts.

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Imgonnahaveabf 9
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Thats pretty much the definition of attention whore.

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Mr_Chow 5
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Yeah she got a boner

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marinus_fml 19
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You don't need to dress sexy to wash dishes and serve people coffee. Because that the job I'd give you if you tried to seduce me into giving you a job. Back to the kitchen for you, until you find a job without having to be a cocktease. Oh yeahhh I just did

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coffeygirl12 14

God, women complain about not being treated fairly & stuff. Come on, what do you expect is going to happen when you dress like that to go to work?

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dsbs 9

Sounds like a porno to me

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ZimZim119 0
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I hate how people hire based on what they're wearing. It should be based on skills. If I have to hire slutty looking woman at work, then god dammit it's a sacrifice my wife I have to make!

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baconftw 9
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Not a good idea to attempt to improve your chances by looking like a whore.

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FarSide 22
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Tell us you were hired, and we'll all know something new about you and his wife.

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margie2194 12
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THREESOME!!! :D

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NTimmy 2

And how did she handle it?

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15
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Nice try! People love hoes...

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aFatFuck 0

No, if anything it would make them not like you. You're applying for a fairly difficult job then it's just gonna make you look like a dumb whore.... which I'm guessing you are.

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IndiRae 9

And I'm guessing you're a fat fuck.

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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I'm more of a lawn blower guy myself...

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15
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Lol you people are amazing. Look up sarcasm on the web. People and their humor now days. Obviously that's a terrible idea to dress like that..

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15
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And no I'm 6' 165. Not fat but might go bald some day...say a prayer for me!

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btnhdude 0

I like this guy.. IndiRae fuck you ... dirty hoe! (swoops back up with foot) I'm sorry I love you. (lame movie refference)

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lmBobSaget 0
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Ugh YDI tired of hearing these

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genesisnirvana 11
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Agreed.No one likes an attention whore

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annasworld 3
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ohhhhhh man. plan b- find new job

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smirnoff1695 0
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Same here, how is dressing like a whore going to get you anywhere in life?

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smirnoff1695 0
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Same here, how is dressing like a whore going to get you anywhere in life?

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coffeygirl12 14

...uh look at ur profile pic...???

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redfinton22 9

Scum

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trollsemen 8

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genesisnirvana 11
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You can't turn a hoe into a lawyer

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jumble 12

If she wants to act like a hoe, shouldn't she be outside with all the other lawn work tools?

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marinus_fml 19
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You raise a valid point!

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genesisnirvana 11
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There are times when it's ok to look sexy, but during an interview is NOT one of those things.

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wierdos_rule 0
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I soooo agree with #80

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Nanall 15
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Wow. I hope you didn't get the internship for demeaning women like that.

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sxe_beast 11

But sometimes demeaning your gender is a good way to get ahead :D!

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Good for a thought not a action

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CoffeeZ 0

Way to set women back a couple dozen decades. YDI

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FarSide 22
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I still place women on a pedestal. so i can see up their dress....

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krysxkatastrophe 14
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Even if it wasn't his wife handling the interviews, he would probably would have noted inappropriate dress and your chances of hire would decrease. ALWAYS be professional.

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