Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

by Ally / 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

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  • You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

    #4 - On 05/19/2011 at 3:11am by LolaD18

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  • And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

    #3 - On 05/19/2011 at 3:10am by Mirorbo

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