Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML
Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.
Mirorbo 27
And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?
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Comments (90)
gregorygreg87 12
Hmm... Call the cops. Problem solved. Problem staying solved. Rangers lead the way.
JW_SR 9
You need better locks! Next time it could be robbers.
Jazzyw1997 12
Stab him and sell his body on the Black Market, No one cares for hobos
slapsface 10
He should use the TUB!!!
GamerMom392 19
I'd be finding my gun. He could "find" and keep a bullet or two.
JoeyBiden 13
That's why you lock your door
JigglesGirl 19
That's when I'd grab my gun and threaten him. If someone comes into your house w/out your consent, then you are in legal rights to shoot him. At least, that's how it is in Helena
sjhughes0000 6
time to invest in alarm system?
stellasue11 38
how did he get in?
Gubbon 17
Through the open front door.
Gubbon 17
YDI for keeping the front door open!