I thought it would've been the homeless guy ...

9- Nope, it was Jesus apparently.

Jesus turned water into wine ... I'm sure after seeing this he would've turned the urine into vodka ...

Come on- it wouldn't have been that hard to turn the homeless guys urine into vodka.

It probably already was mostly vodka considering he decided to piss in a chair.

Aw shit. C'mon think think..! Pass?

Or was it the butler?!

62) Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why do everyone have the urge to make fun of Jesus? It's highly offensive from someone who is Christian, Jesus saves

82, it's a joke, I think if jesus was real he would find it amusing.

why do you have to take it so seriously...?

I don't think anyone's "making fun" of Jesus ... I'm pretty sure that we are embracing the w.w.j.d. statement. So I ask you #82 what would Jesus do if he saw you taking offense to an FML comment ??

Blue fish

TIL that there's some kind of rule that you have to have bladder control issues to be homeless.

87-he is real!!!

Lol I really don't want to know what you do for fun outside of making slip-n-slides out of urine.

Dude don't take it literally, hobos slip n slide in their feces. Rednecks slip n slide in the mud.

I like to dip babies in urine and eat them >:)

Ong har har enderTROLLZ u trolld us so good!!!!!!1111

32- Dafuq?

There is no fun whatsoever cleaning someone else's urine. That is a situation you can't make the best out of.

I leik cleaning up pee

I like pie. Also, I'm going to maul you, guy who likes cleaning up piss. *maul*

51 and 32 learn how to spell

This whole thread is just messed up. -_-

You're messed up.

Rub his nose in it and tell him "Bad boy! That is a NO NO!"

I think he was marking his territory.

Reminds me of the old days oh maybe 2 years ago... Except is was an angry employee... I don't remember why he got angry and quit on the spot but I do remember him taking a [email protected] in the urinal. Yea you think piss is bad try human feces outside of water in a urinal.probably one of the worst smelling and worst sight possible in my line of work. Had to put my nose in my shirt, hold my breath, put two pair of gloves on and two trash bags before I was done. Still doesn't remove the memory from my brain....I only wish I got to mop up piss that day. Fml not urs.

^*Cough *Cough *Attention Whore *Cough Cough *Wheeze

These poor attempts at making a funny comment consisting of overused puns seem to be getting more and more common, lately. Or maybe I'm just now realizing how annoying they are..

Hey, I liked the comment >:(

4- I see what you done there

It's better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

35- every piss related FML has that exact comment....

Let's all drink piss.

Piss on op's heart...that's funny!!!

I would of gave him 10 bucks to get the fuck away from me.

10 bucks ... You're being generous.

err...lol..?

I didn't know dentists work at coffee shops.

114- rlly? U didnt? Wat kind of rock do u live under?!?! Lol

Under the sea with a mysterious starfish named Patrick Star.

39) I'm not sure about this, but I think if you are a waitress/waiter you clean up 'messes'. And urine on the ground is a mess, so maybe OP was required to clean it.

Then who is?

When I worked at McDonalds a few years back a kid shit his pants & went down the slide, resulting in one long skid mark. Guess who had to clean that mess up? Yeah. Worst job I've ever had.

Your comment is a Grammar Nazi's wet dream.

Yep, it suck.

25- Every time I read one of your comments, I imagine that little girl saying it.

10, I really think high management would clean up pee. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, and yes, I'm sure they'd make the first unlucky low-paid employee that they saw do it instead of them. I've been in that situation, it sucks. But you do it, or you're fired. Because they cannot have messes in their beloved shop, they'll lose customers.

Well Im srry I use auto correct bitch