Funny you say that, we have a girl who sleeps on our couch/loungeroom floor and she cooks/cleans for board. She messed up spaghetti out of the jar so now she just cleans.

It's time to clean house. Literally and figuratively. Give the man an ultimatum! Either he can stay in your home for the time being or he take what's left in the trashcan and GTFO. Don't forget to wish him well in his decision he chooses

If a freaking homeless man can break into your house, you've got a problem.

You need to be on Hoarders...

This might be one of the rare times when having OCD might actually help you out in life.

When a hobo tells you your house is run down, it must be REALLY messed up

^wow didnt think about that, thats hilarious

1. This is "bitch" is a guy 2. You are sick

4-OP's a male, you idiot!

You think this homeless guy has so many dates line up that he can be picky over something as insignificant as gender??

Just want to point out to you that your comment is irrelevant, seeing as though you don't know what a man is. A "man" would never refer to a lady as a "bitch". Plus you didn't even check the gender before you commented.

24, all the comments are irrelevant, it's the Internet! :)

Well, more so when you're a sexiest fool.

Sexest? Sexiest? Sex..est..? I can't figure out how to spell it because I've never had to before.. Just thought I'd put that out there before a pack of wolves corrected my spelling.

Guys. *Guys.* *I'm* female and I'm well aware of OP's gender. That was sort of the point of the joke.

I think you're looking for *sexist* :) sexiest would be "the most sexy" so... I don't think so, lol

You don't say?

I do say (: