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Hey, while he's there have him work for his stay- he can live there and you don't have to do laundry or dishes! It's a win-win situation!
Funny you say that, we have a girl who sleeps on our couch/loungeroom floor and she cooks/cleans for board. She messed up spaghetti out of the jar so now she just cleans.
It's time to clean house. Literally and figuratively. Give the man an ultimatum! Either he can stay in your home for the time being or he take what's left in the trashcan and GTFO. Don't forget to wish him well in his decision he chooses
If a freaking homeless man can break into your house, you've got a problem.
Clean up your house!
You need to be on Hoarders...
This might be one of the rare times when having OCD might actually help you out in life.
When a hobo tells you your house is run down, it must be REALLY messed up
He crawled into bed with you after, didn't he? Free shelter, warmth, *and* a free bitch - what more could a man ask for?
4-OP's a male, you idiot!
24, all the comments are irrelevant, it's the Internet! :)
Guys. *Guys.* *I'm* female and I'm well aware of OP's gender. That was sort of the point of the joke.
I think you're looking for *sexist* :) sexiest would be "the most sexy" so... I don't think so, lol
Time for a paint. Or maybe do some yard work on a day off.
Clean and fix the house? Why not just stick a sign in the front yard stating your house is still a place of residence? Hey, less work, same effect.
I think...yeah I think he did you a favor.
That's something you never want to hear a homeless guy say to you.
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Hey, while he's there have him work for his stay- he can live there and you don't have to do laundry or dishes! It's a win-win situation!
You know your house is messy when a hobo believes that theres no way someone would live in it.