Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML
Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.
Mirorbo 27
And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?
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Comments (90)
coolwhiplova 1
Well I would just make the water cold... he'll probably leave
Dixon121 0
squatting law!
dsbass09 0
In Soviet Russia, homeless man give YOU bath in sink.
weeman21 0
your a dumb ass for not thinking to call the cops... let me guess, you are a blond?
kc1997kc 9
I'm a blond and I'd callthe cops!!!!
eiffeltower67 3
call the cops
Consequences 0
get out a knife and inform him that no one would miss him. after you steal his bags of cans, of course.
Oli728 0
Call the police
NaturalBueaty 3
Hes not exactly homeless if he can get in your house and take a bath. Why dont you lock your door. Smart guy.
EllieLovesYou 0
That totally sucks but.. next time.. lock your door, please?
facethtcreeps 0
OMFG that would scare the SHIT outta me!