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By ktiskool - / Thursday 1 August 2013 04:03 / United States
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Wait until she wants the room all to herself . . . mwah-hah-hah! Whatever you do, don't lend her your knife.

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Mobility badge? I am frequently transported between prisons as no one place can contain my absurd humour and silly antics

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This is the shittiest stretch of comments ever. One cat-lady (man) doesn't understand the other one isn't actually in jail. Probably why he accepts the drowning thing. The other one is just as bad. Not even Doc could perform surgery well enough to save this thread of garbage

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You don't know anything about these people! It'd be safe to say she didn't teach that because she wouldn't have a reason to write this. Wow, common sense is rare.

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nice work #32... besides, Jimi Hendrix (greatest rock musician ever lived and musical genius) said: the world will know peace when the power of love overcomes the love of power. THAT is the reason we dont have world peace.

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That's how everything starts out for a criminal in the making. Next thing you know, she will start torturing animals before killing them then upgrade to mankind later on in life, obviously. :P In all seriousness now, I would just monitor her behavior for now to determine if she needs to see a head doctor or not. I agree that it's probably just a phase with her toys though... hopefully.

Wait until she wants the room all to herself . . . mwah-hah-hah! Whatever you do, don't lend her your knife.

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Tell her she's part of a "ghost family" and encourage her to walk through a closed glass door to prove it. Problem solved!

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Oh geez yah now I can relax.. Far better that all children are demons instead of just one :0

If everyone knew the twisted stuff that goes on in preschoolers' heads they'd be legitimately terrified.

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Exactly. I used to quote one of Scars lines from Lion King with my toys, "You will never see the light of day again." I was a weird kid.

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No kidding... I was watching my 5 and 3 year old sisters play house one day. The five year old was mommy and she was taking care of her little girl. It was cute until mommy had to go to work... And put the 3 year old in a corner, saying "you have to stay in jail now until I say you can come out!" Then she piled a barrier of toys around the corner so she was actually trapped in. That was when I got a bit scared and left the room.

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So what I'm sure she'll get out eventually, no prison in the world can deal with a three year old for long

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