By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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LolaD18 1

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

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Mirorbo 26

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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bruslywrestler 0

Trespassers will be shot, within your legal rights ydi for not knowing the law or just being a panzie

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SlickRoach 0

I don't know about you but I'd think about cleaning this guy up, finding a way to make his sane again (if possible) and making him your own certified butler...it could happen.

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laney1809 0

was he cute?? and they make this cool thing called a phone and this other cool thing called the police. put 2 good things together...unless he was like scrubbing his back with your phone

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killaninjah 1

coolest hobo ever

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HEYpumpkin83 0

and ur door wasnt locked becuase.....???

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newburton13 26

That reminds me. When I get an apartment, it's always a good idea to keep a bat around.

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