By MyS3lf - United States
Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML
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By  enonymous  |  8

So that's why I found pieces of corn in my loofah.

I can't wait to be old.. pinch women on the ass, forget to brush my teeth for a decade, argue with the neighbor that his christmas lights are against the homeowners agreement, believe I'm always right even when there's a ton of proof saying I'm wrong, polishing my shotgun on the steps on halloween , wait in line at a grocery store to complain that my .05 cent coupon was not used to buy my 1 banana that I bought, drive in the left lane at 35mph with my right blinker on all the time...

  DocBastard  |  38

I hope some mod comes along and violates all your asses with a large mouth bass.

And TheRealFamilyGuy - you DO realise you have the ability to respond to a comment other than #1, right?

  dre_bro11  |  12

45, You understand what this website is about, right? If no one posted problems/issues (even if they had been sorted out) that were bugging them, or made their lives 'fucked' so to speak, you wouldn't be reading anything right now, which brings me to my second point, you made the choice to view this website, and you also made the effort to make an account, read and comment on an FML. So just don't bother coming here if you aren't going to 'support' the FML's. I'm not saying you have to agree to them all, but by writing your comment, you're actually the one whining, making you a hypocrite too.

  Akai_fml  |  4

Judging by the sound made in the description, he was just only taking a leak--which is perfectly fine to do in a tub with a drain. This isn't really an FML, except for the possibility that the father-in-law will be staying for a long time, and this is the most concrete thing that could possibly "bug" the poster.

  Urklee  |  0

Unless you have the stomach flu and you jar to decide poop in your pants and throw up or poop (diarrhea) in the tub.... I'd choose the tub (my own expeirience) and the stomach flu sucks anyway