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Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14999) - you deserved it (39138)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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should have studied in school

#1 - On 08/12/2010 at 3:15am by wasup21

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It's not your fault that your ma masturbates to the idea of having a kid that goes to college. You are you! Sometimes I wish I wasn't going to uni and had opted to learn a nice trade instead. Or married a very old hotel tycoon.

#22 - On 08/12/2010 at 3:27am by Quest_

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