By FML Videos - United States - New York King of the Jungle What would Mufasa think?! 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bitches. - United States Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 65318 You deserved it 3427 252 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Taylor - United States Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML I agree, your life sucks 37791 You deserved it 4519 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Worcester Park Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 58912 You deserved it 4461 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had not choice but to poop himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he pooped in. FML I agree, your life sucks 30287 You deserved it 5344 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unlucky - United Kingdom Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML I agree, your life sucks 36094 You deserved it 5222 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unfortunateMother - United Kingdom - Swindon Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML I agree, your life sucks 34104 You deserved it 3997 238 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By badluck_jean - France Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML I agree, your life sucks 24688 You deserved it 11026 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sucks - United States Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML I agree, your life sucks 37600 You deserved it 157369 464 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By good job brain - United States - San Francisco Today, I had a job interview. I was asked what my dream job would be. I blurted out, "The president, because I think it's a very cool and important job." I don't think I'm getting this one. FML I agree, your life sucks 19586 You deserved it 5055 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML I agree, your life sucks 28136 You deserved it 7445 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jacked - United States Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be I found a note. It said "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML I agree, your life sucks 55978 You deserved it 9722 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By polkadotpinup - United States - Phoenix Today, I got a call from my employers wanting to ask why I had a no call, no show for today. My supervisor reported me for not showing up to work. It's my day off, and also my birthday. FML I agree, your life sucks 12685 You deserved it 855 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ducklover1 - Canada - Mississauga Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 23579 You deserved it 2143 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jasmith - United States - Addison Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML I agree, your life sucks 26932 You deserved it 3532 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Agirl - United States - El Cerrito Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML I agree, your life sucks 33813 You deserved it 2783 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sharee - United States - Providence Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML I agree, your life sucks 26124 You deserved it 2094 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Lakeland Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML I agree, your life sucks 45096 You deserved it 5684 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JG - United States - Melbourne Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML I agree, your life sucks 29284 You deserved it 4181 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nt121511 Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML I agree, your life sucks 14006 You deserved it 1125 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By emogurl - United States Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying." FML I agree, your life sucks 50777 You deserved it 28139 194 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Yulia - United States Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 80958 You deserved it 5184 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unlovedd - United States Today, I suggested that my mother download Skype so we could video chat while I'm studying in London over the summer. After I had explained how it worked and that it was free, she said "Well...you'll only be gone for a few months. It's not really worth it." FML I agree, your life sucks 66595 You deserved it 4675 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML I agree, your life sucks 44454 You deserved it 6796 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML I agree, your life sucks 26456 You deserved it 2907 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tillyg15 - United Kingdom - Droitwich Today, I had to ring up our local competitors to get prices for paint. I pretended I'd just bought a house and was doing it up, and I actually got excited about doing up a make-believe house. FML I agree, your life sucks 21234 You deserved it 4825 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By trustyourfamily - United States - San Francisco Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 25915 You deserved it 2251 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By windskurfer - France Today, I saw my dad help himself to a sex stamina drink. He and mom share the hotel bed next to mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 21962 You deserved it 2398 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ugly - United States Today, I was in McDonalds with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, 'Whoa, you're really pretty.' No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, 'Wow. He must have been drunk.' FML I agree, your life sucks 35467 You deserved it 3503 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mildlyconcussed - Italy - Somma Vesuviana Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 25556 You deserved it 1883 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By okaydisarray - United States - Dayton Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 30690 You deserved it 2782 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ihavealisp - United States Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML I agree, your life sucks 34599 You deserved it 7026 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AngelAshley - United Kingdom Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML I agree, your life sucks 8534 You deserved it 39639 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ofcourse - United States Today, I got a promotion to management at work. My employer decided to give the 'non-management' employees a really nice raise. Which means the job I had before my promotion is now paying more than the job I have now. Did I just get demoted? FML I agree, your life sucks 44782 You deserved it 2603 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Renée Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house till after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML I agree, your life sucks 3002 You deserved it 197 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML I agree, your life sucks 25951 You deserved it 3748 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had a minor outpatient procedure that required sedation. I am not supposed to drive or even be alone for 24 hours. My husband wouldn't take the day off to go with me, and instead of coming home from work, he is at the bar with his coworkers. FML I agree, your life sucks 34962 You deserved it 3448 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML I agree, your life sucks 48953 You deserved it 8884 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By davidthegreat - Japan Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML I agree, your life sucks 38757 You deserved it 5876 207 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML I agree, your life sucks 16315 You deserved it 48474 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Thames Today, I requested a pay rise at work. They said they couldn't do it as they have to cut costs, so I resigned. They've now re-advertised my job for more money than I asked for. FML I agree, your life sucks 24536 You deserved it 3107 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charlie Given | 23 #7724763 - Saturday 17 November 2018 18:16 I think Mufusa would have said that's not one of mine that's one of Scar's kids 😂 Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By Charlie Given | 23 #7724763 - Saturday 17 November 2018 18:16 I think Mufusa would have said that's not one of mine that's one of Scar's kids 😂 Send a private message 3 0 Reply
Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the... I agree, your life sucks 36 You deserved it 6 0 Comments
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent... I agree, your life sucks 650 You deserved it 139 4 Comments