King of the Jungle - FML

King of the Jungle

By FML Videos - 16/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

What would Mufasa think?!

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Charlie Given 25

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Saturday 17 November 2018 18:16

I think Mufusa would have said that's not one of mine that's one of Scar's kids 😂

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Charlie Given 25

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Saturday 17 November 2018 18:16

I think Mufusa would have said that's not one of mine that's one of Scar's kids 😂

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