Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I told my mom a funny story, and she responded with, “Yeah, I saw it on your Instagram last week.” My life is now reduced to reruns. FML
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wasup21 0
should have studied in school
Quest_ 13
It's not your fault that your ma masturbates to the idea of having a kid that goes to college. You are you! Sometimes I wish I wasn't going to uni and had opted to learn a nice trade instead. Or married a very old hotel tycoon.
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funkandspacejunk 2
If you're totally fine with your life as it is, I don't think her comment would have gotten to you. If it really bothered you that much, then you should go to college! It's never too late, and financial aid, scholarships, and loans are really easy to come by.
briross10 0
thanks for ruining the movie for me!!!
schoolgirl_1310 0
lmfao xD wahh! thts an ouch. :l
emilyk123 0
31 college should be 4 everyone. if u dont go 2 some type of it, then u r a loser
ohhoho 2
In today's society where everyone gets a degree, it's pretty worthless IMO. Unless you're going into medschool or something. I actually find a trade occupation is much more useful in this day and age. I'm taking sciences in university right now however so far, I think it's far easier to continue being a piano teacher... >
JINJANINJA 0
agreed that trades are probably the quickest and easiest way to get independent and start earning but theres more to life than money. College gives you life experience, I took a year abroad, made a shitload of friends from all over the place and learned how to cook/clean for myself without the added pressure of having to work to survive. If I could I would do it all again and wouldn't change a thing
dudenextdoor 0
can I tickle u?
emilyk123 0
& op its ok im sure u will go someday. dont worry bout your mom unless your the 1 who wont go
idkxbored 0
154- that's pretty offensive to some people lol.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for watching TV. YDI for growing up. YDI for having a brother. YDI for having a mom.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Brother? Andy is the child character who owns the toys. Watch out— you may be dating yourself here, buddy. ;)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
If I date myself and then **********, is that self-fornication?! Does it depend on how I paid for the date? Yeah, I saw the first Toy Story when it was new, but never got around to the sequels. :(
dom9228 0
haha you should have told her...yeah I know I'm still free loading off of u
xohockeyfreak10x 0
buuuurrrnnnn