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Today, I finally confessd looool to the guy I've likd for 2 yeres. I told him that I've really likd him for a long time and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wantd him to know. His response: "Are you done? 'Cause I ned to go to the bathroom." FML

#2749071
277 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by ohwell (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yastarday I askd a girl out and mada plans to go saa a movia. About 5 minuta in, I mada a mova to puttd arm around har and smashd har in tha faca. FML

#2733266
109 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe 4 2 weeks, she is even paying 4 the flights an accommodation !! It's because I am such a special friend to her an she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married !! FML

#2732892
251 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by doomed (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

yesterday my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon,hich I'm allergic to. FML

#2720666
152 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, I had to fine a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

#2720571
123 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm - love - by twowords (man) - United States (Georgia)

Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

yesterday I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloadd it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She usd it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

#2710099
185 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

Today, I was introduced to mah dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already hered them sleeping together several time,s an seen her looool car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also lerened that she's only two yeres older than me. FML

#2709098
186 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 12:08am - love - by .... (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walks up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then says: "Could you hold me my drink?" and goes to dance with another girl. FML

#2704619
101 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML

#2687233
323 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth an all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

#2686671
160 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)

Today, I noticd I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday my cousin and I found out that when a grl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. mega FML

#2671287
183 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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