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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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You deserved it 3 108

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Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 18 April 2011 9:10

it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?

Awahso 25

Monday 18 April 2011 10:03

Suprised they didn't give your car an employee id sticker or something

Comments

sarah48_fml 0

Monday 18 April 2011 9:03

um sorry?

brycereid 0

Monday 18 April 2011 9:08

then the company should pay to get the car out of the pound

kay2kay 1

Monday 18 April 2011 10:45

Well now your boss has to make it up to you ;)

ifiFaLL 1

Monday 18 April 2011 20:33

1 you're stupid.

elementex 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:30

huh

n1ck00 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:01

you're welcome

ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 18 April 2011 9:10

it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?

ImaWiseGuy 5

Monday 18 April 2011 10:16

exactly ^

ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 18 April 2011 10:29

yes!! win for me! sorry:L

ImaWiseGuy 5

Monday 18 April 2011 14:50

yes you should chalk this one up as a win.....

ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:42

are you being sarcastic? I can't tell?

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Monday 18 April 2011 20:54

I agree ydi for not telling him, although he should have asked but he's the boss and is probably really busy

hockeyhouse 5

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:58

The boss is an idiot for not checking with his new employee first.

Livinia 11

Monday 18 April 2011 9:12

Your boss is an ass. Sorry, OP.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:12

How? It was OP's first day. The boss either didn't know what OPs car looked like or simply forgot. I don't really see how that makes him an ass.

Bob343434 10

Monday 18 June 2012 4:45

39- actually he was one, he saw a car he didn't reconize as one of his employees', he didn't check with his NEW employee whose car he didn't reconize yet, he had it towed without asking, therefore he is one

meade34 2

Monday 18 April 2011 9:13

just call and have his car towed.

Mattsta123 5

Monday 18 April 2011 9:26

give him your plate number. your fault have fun walking home

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Monday 18 April 2011 15:30

STFU

Mattsta123 5

Tuesday 19 April 2011 5:26

I love you too

thebestof1984 0

Monday 18 April 2011 9:35

Why would he recognize you car if it was your first day?......

thebestof1984 0

Monday 18 April 2011 9:36

*your

MizzErikaHart 8

Monday 18 April 2011 10:15

well he shouldn't know what ops car looks like but he should know it's a new employees first day, right? he could've asked op if it was his car or something. your boss seems pretty inconsiderate