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Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI

#13 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:00am by Talksyic

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definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.

#21 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:06am by playnejayne

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