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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By iliketurtles - / Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:57 / United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 20 April 2011 01:38 / United States

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 April 2011 05:07 / United States

Today, I learned why my credit score is so low. My mom stole my identity almost three years ago. Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it