By helpme - 24/11/2015 06:34 - United States - Annapolis

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Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 551
You deserved it 4 615

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Well, that sucks. Should've finished first (Which one do I mean ;))

Well did you have any?

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Well did you have any?

Well he's obviously not getting any.

i actually may have laughed a little too hard at these comments.

Man....u masturbate to chill. so while fapping....don't get anxious. just relax and you'll get relaxed too.

That's not how anxiety disorders work

"Just relax and you'll get relaxed too" makes about as much sense as laxatives which require you to defecate before use.

"Dude that's not the point of marathons just get out of the wheelchair don't be paralyzed just run"

Hold up, why are you assuming this is an anxiety disorder? This is a pretty normal level of anxiety.

#9 I remember that Laxative post ha-ha

Make sure to do your homework before you wank

Is that even a cockblock if it stops you from masturbating?

I don't think so. Kinda like claiming you were in a car accident when you tripped on the lawn and fell into your car. While technically true it's not quite proper usage.

Well, that sucks. Should've finished first (Which one do I mean ;))

the homework...?

I hope you did have some, so that you didn't have to stop for nothing.

I think i speak for everybody when i ask... Did you have any homework?

Lol wtf dude it's not like you can multi task.

I think the real FML here is that you were only in the middle of a wank but already about to come. Wording is fun.

P.E. is terrible :(

The ending was very sudden and anticlimactic.

The word is cum

Anxiety is tough. Deal with the best you can, maybe next time check the homework before you chose to do something else.