By helpme - 24/11/2015 06:34 - United States - Annapolis

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Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML
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Psycocharger 19

Well, that sucks. Should've finished first (Which one do I mean ;))

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saifnaqvi11 21

Well did you have any?

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saifnaqvi11 21

Well did you have any?

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cole_tyler42 21

Well he's obviously not getting any.

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SayWeCanHanley 8

i actually may have laughed a little too hard at these comments.

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lexred 30

Man....u ********** to chill. so while fapping....don't get anxious. just relax and you'll get relaxed too.

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Niicky_fml 20

That's not how anxiety disorders work

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Tripartita 44

"Just relax and you'll get relaxed too" makes about as much sense as laxatives which require you to defecate before use.

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Avi8r 22

"Dude that's not the point of marathons just get out of the wheelchair don't be paralyzed just run"

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jtfrisch 22

Hold up, why are you assuming this is an anxiety disorder? This is a pretty normal level of anxiety.

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BlackBoyFly 11

#9 I remember that Laxative post ha-ha

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annoyedperson 25

Make sure to do your homework before you wank

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Shadowchire 12

Is that even a cockblock if it stops you from masturbating?

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revolvearoundme 15

I don't think so. Kinda like claiming you were in a car accident when you tripped on the lawn and fell into your car. While technically true it's not quite proper usage.

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Psycocharger 19

Well, that sucks. Should've finished first (Which one do I mean ;))

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oiler 21

the homework...?

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Ervinator35 25

I hope you did have some, so that you didn't have to stop for nothing.

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destroy577 11

I think i speak for everybody when i ask... Did you have any homework?

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Dexter83_fml 17

Lol wtf dude it's not like you can multi task.

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Tripartita 44

I think the real FML here is that you were only in the middle of a wank but already about to come. Wording is fun.

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SecundusSecunda 27

P.E. is terrible :(

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Lalala579121 27

The ending was very sudden and anticlimactic.

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ham_spam 17

The word is cum

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MrSarary 26

Anxiety is tough. Deal with the best you can, maybe next time check the homework before you chose to do something else.

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