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no, not all men are like that. only the assholes

Agreed. Damn, what an asshole! Some concerned boyfriend she has.

I am so envious of his flatulence. That truly takes skill and determination.

@1, I'm getting so sick of women on this site who supposedly "know" men. Literally, on every single entry that involves a husband/boyfriend, there are over 5,000 smart-ass comments saying:
"Men care about X more than Y"
"Don't expect men to care about X"
"Luckily, I have a boyfriend, so I understand men :)"

Because every single male is going to be exactly identical, right? How would you feel if a thousand guys did the same thing for whenever a bitchy girl posted an FML about how her boyfriend told a joke that she didn't like, or gave her a compliment that wasn't 150% perfect? And believe me, there are tons, and TONS on FMLs about those.

#17 is now the spokesman for Men : the new political party sweeping the nation

if i were gay, id suck your dick

that's something that u just don't say. Major Man Foul. WTF is wrong with u?

nothing..

..guess you didnt notice the word "if"

foul overturned

That foul is irreversible & not challengeable
If we were playing football you would volunteer to be the center I'm sure.

ahh too late, i already canceled it
good try tho

although im not sure what you meant by that :/

Rallets is a huge flirt. No gay vibes at all. Don't worry Gary, he's not checking you out in your speedo.

17, although I love what you said... we have many men who make comments like hers but toward a girl.

Thank you #17 :)

lmfao well...thanx? haha

oh, so hes wearing a speedo is he? ;) haha jk

I know I might sound stupid, but way does ftw mean?

I agree with #17.

He's wearing a speedo? Oh shit! Let me se--
Fuck! You guys lied to me!

I didn't look...I swear...
*peeks to look for the picture*
Shit...

I'm wearing my thong backwards, u know that

hmmm, #53... just taking a stab, but I would guess FTW = Fuck The World

Actually 83, it means Forget That Waffle.

lmfao! what about found the weiner!

for the win of f the world. depends on the situation

WTF nah I ain't XP

your gay kevin admit it !!!!

ftw = future time warp.
or
failed to win. depending on the situation

FTW = Fuck That Wiener

DTF = Don't Talk Fast

Aaaah, beat me to it

FTW= fat tiny willy

yayy ! I'm not banned anymore :D but anyways I agree with 17 in a way. I just don't think the boyfriend knew it was going to smell so bad! you have to admit it was kind of funny. Idk my boyfriend is like that and I think it's hilarious.

it means for the love or for the win

Well for 1. a lot of men do say that about girl fmls. and second just because you have a boyfriend that doesn't make you an expert on men. that's like saying you watch csi therefore you are qualified to be an actual investigator. =No

not I!

Agreed 17...& that guy may be an ass, I dunno, but I doubt he did it intentionally to make her puke. His reaction is funny, though :) hehe

141, your second "argument" was 17's whole point. -.-

Men aren't like that. Just boys.

I WATCH HOUSE!!!! Therefore i r medical diagnostician =)

i would murder him gruesomely and immediately.

dump him he just farted right next to you and then when you through up he didn't do anything dump his fat ass

your right.

you must have a bad taste if men if you think they are all like that

Haha, gross.

your boyfriend is a dumbass

Lol

I hope he at least cleaned it up for you, though by the sounds of it, he can't be the most mature or helpful boyfriend.

Wow, i wonder what he going to be teaching that kid.

he's*

boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!"
his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"

to be fair, she had morning sickness. the fart might not have been that bad.

You should give him one of your rotten pregnancy farts right in his mouth while he's sleeping. He probably wouldn't be laughing then.

she might accidentally take a dump on his face, and he'll wake up and beat her till she's bleeding

Hmm...that sounds...familiar..

Girl, just wait until after the baby is born. Make sure he stays at the hospital with you because you'll have gas that will singe his eyebrows.

I just threw up in my mouth.

or shit in his mouth lol that would be epic

This is a very proud moment for him you just don't understand because you are a girl and girls don't fart.

finally, someone who gets it

hey #13 thats a bunch of bull shit..i fu think girls don't fart that just means ur hanging out with the snotty preppy bitches that think normal body functions is gross.. in other words ur a dumbass

64, you're an idiot. Sarcasm.

Bloody Gore, I question the validity of your statement. o.O

^yes

#64 the girl was being sarcastic..and in that case YOU are THE dumbass, dumbass!

#13, YOU'RE a girl. -___-