By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States
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@1, I'm getting so sick of women on this site who supposedly "know" men. Literally, on every single entry that involves a husband/boyfriend, there are over 5,000 smart-ass comments saying: "Men care about X more than Y" "Don't expect men to care about X" "Luckily, I have a boyfriend, so I understand men :)" Because every single male is going to be exactly identical, right? How would you feel if a thousand guys did the same thing for whenever a bitchy girl posted an FML about how her boyfriend told a joke that she didn't like, or gave her a compliment that wasn't 150% perfect? And believe me, there are tons, and TONS on FMLs about those.
boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!" his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"
You should give him one of your rotten pregnancy farts right in his mouth while he's sleeping. He probably wouldn't be laughing then.
This is a very proud moment for him you just don't understand because you are a girl and girls don't fart.