By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 062
You deserved it 522

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Busymomma12 6

and thats when you got up and left

I hope you said l “and you’re having dinner by yourself”


Busymomma12 6

and thats when you got up and left

my2centsworth 15

Your life sucks only if you remained.

Hellblazer_Sith 25

So hopefully you got up and left? I

manb91uk 22

“And you’re masturbating tonight using your lonely tears for lubrication” would be the adequate response to that. Followed by a swift exit.

“Thank you so much for your concern with my health. By the way, you are drinking water. I get to look out for you, too, right?”

"And you're paying for yourself. Enjoy your dinner for one."

That's when you tell him "I hope you enjoy dinners for one.", and leave.

ffc Squall 14

He's a keeper, as in keep him away from you!

I hope it was also OP’s LAST date with this guy. What an amazing idiot he was....