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ur ****** all thts left is for u to **** her till she finds out tht u never planned on marrying her ps. break up sex is great
well, I'd say someone did all the work for you and you get the reward. unless after a year and a half you aren't planning on marrying her. if that is the case, you should probably leave her since she is wanting more than you are willing to give. plenty of hot chicks in Cali, so I don't feel bad for you at all.
LMAO, brilliant! Time to play Sherlock Holmes and see who ordered it... It would be a VERY twisted thing if the OP's gf did it herself.
I agree with 34. she's obviously ready for marriage with you since she said yes...
that is the lamest proposal ever. from a locker, WTF? LMAO how romantic
lol
To many proposal fmls now, still better than the Mcdonalds one lol, on one side be happy someone dropped some dough to do that, you got a free proposal it of it; however, if you don't want to marry her you should have clearly talked to her about your feelings before she felt it was time. So I have to say "don't worry, be happy"or ydi too
Haha, I second that she did it herself. There's no way your friends could have timed it that perfectly. It's certain if she picked the location (the beach) and the time.
A fourteen year old engaged girl. I'm sure it will work out.
Why are you engaged at 14?!
if she ordered the plane it is both hilarious and brilliant lol. also sucks to be you if thats the case because shes a devious bitch ur screwed lol.
rohosoccer08: Her profile, though, states she's 14. I'm assuming that's where people got the age.
I figured you hadn't seen it, thats why I let you know :)
@131 duh. He knew that, that was the point of the FML. How dumb are you?
this sounds slot like the infamous Yankee prankee video on YouTube. 2 guys were having a prank war which had gone on for some time. and so, while one guy was at a yankees game, the other guy had paid the announcers to put a proposal on the bill board at half time. she slapped him and dumped him after he said it wasn't him who put it on.
did you stop to read this aloud before you posted it?
coincidence?
fake your life is a movie?
She ordered the plane? What a twist!
I wonder when people will realize that fmls aren't real
congradulations!
haha yeah I agree xD!
agreed lmao
lmao maybe she cheated on ya and the other dude wants to marry her xD
I dont know why this has so many dislikes, thats so cute(:
How old are. You
WTF you're only 16 and already engaged. Unplanned pregnancy?
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who said he was gonna tell her he didnt do it?
Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.
Good luck with this one. You will lose one way or the other. =|
It probably is. But still. Ohhhh shit.
LOL
wooooow nice boo.... I mean...comment...nice coment ;)
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Show it anywayDamnit perdix, where were your words of wisdom when I was getting hitched!!!
Pshh, sometimes that's not true. There are women who generally love sex. And don't want babies. I'm sick of everyone telling me if I get married I won't want sex as much. Where is that logic? If you love it, you love it. If you love giving oral sex, that shouldn't change because of a ring either. Women really ruin everything for the ones who actually love sex... men think all women stop 'giving it up' after marriage. I've never 'given it up' either... I've always wanted. Sigh. This topic gets me heated. Haha.
Thank you aeliz. That always drives me crazy. Personally, I'm looking forward to using marriage as an excuse to constantly jump my husband.
Aeliz, the problem isn't necessarily that married women don't like sex, it's that they learn to use it as a weapon. I think it is pretty sick that a woman would use sex as a means to control her husband's behavior, but it is a sadly true fact of life. You really should have other ways to resolve the conflicts that are inevitable. My wife is a maniac when she is in the mood, but I have to be a "good boy" to get her in the mood and it is very easy to screw up and lose out. It's not a good way to live:(
I'm with Aeliz, I have been married for over a decade to my husband. I have never withheld anything. There are 2 people in the partnership and if people work together there is no reason both can't be happy. My husband is SAHD. I have a full time job and go to college. if I have to come home to needing to cook and clean I am going to be exhausted. There are many issues for after marriage: men stop helping their wife women feel less desired and more like an object life gets in the way the biggest one kids ruin the mood. People forget that it is a partnership and it is a 2 way street. If you don't work together it with crash and burn.
That is pretty ridiculous too, perdix. I don't think all women are like that. I would never do that. My boyfriend and I are pretty much married, live together, joint bank accounts, pets, the whole shpeal. Haha. I would never use sex as a weapon because first of all, I'd feel guilty doing that to someone I love, second of all because it would probably backfire, lol. I don't know, I don't think he'd ever give me a reason to have to use it as a weapon anyway. I think it's just my personality. Even if he has done something 'bad,' I still want to. I guess some women just need to know they have power over their men in some way. If only they knew they were really ruining their relationships. Sex should be fun, not leverage. I never expect anything in return for sex, I don't know. I am sorry that your wife does that, though. I think that's pretty vindictive.
I'm going to listen to the one who's actually married, no offense hot sex loving chicks
96 Big Win! We need more women just like you
Perdix, women absolutely DO use it as a weapon. I think I tried that once or twice when I was younger (like 19?) and my bf at the time (who was a virgin before I got to him) would respond with, "Ok. I went 19 years without it, I can go another 19." I gave up at that point. Even then, though, it was more of a joke than really being serious. I always seem to get paired up with the guys who don't love sex as much as me. IDGI. Also, I've had it used against ME by guys. For example: "Gosh! We don't have to do stuff EVERY TIME we're together!" or "I feel like you just expect me to be ready, and I don't like being pushed." The worst was with my ex-fiance, when he felt like teaching me a lesson (like he wanted me to go to the gym more times in a week) he would stop having sex with me, until I would finally ask about it, and then he'd say, "I'm just not attracted to you right now." I guess that last one was supposed to be motivation to work out more, lol. I think it sometimes takes a woman who has been on the other side to know that sex should never be used as a weapon. I just don't get the point of it. All it does is diminish the fun. Also, I suck at self-deprivation, so I don't think I will ever understand depriving myself to make some kind of point, lol. People who use sex as a weapon are jerks. I don't like it!
I agree! my ex left me after 17 yrs we had great sex two awesome kids for pooty tang
adlise u gonna get so laid 2nite
are you making up your own words now? go to school assclown.
I don't believe the word assclown is in the dictionary, hypocrit.
isn't it hypocrite?
lol
perhaps failblog worthy?!?!?
seriously...asshats these days -.-'
what?are u talking to me?(not trying to be funny)what word I made up?
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls
lol. I loves me some grammar wars *trolls*
Ever consider maybe English isn't #8's first language?
This would have been even worse if you were going to break up with her. FYL.
sounds like that collegehumor prank with streeter and amir! i wonder if he admitted it wasn't intentional...
love streeter and amir
haha thats what i was thinking of when i read it.
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Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.