Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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anonacs 0
Get out now.
Reyo 2
80 times in 5 minutes? Oh wow. I wouldn't be mad, I'd be amazed. That kid has to have some godlike stamina to pull such a thing off.
Tanaka94 0
I doubt it was 80 times in 5 mins. That would mean that he'd have to dial the number, let it ring, hang up, and repeat the cycle every 3-4 seconds.
Saccharide 0
If you really think about it, why would the OP mention being with her friends if it wasn't relevant? Since the OP doesn't clarify, the most logical assumption (assuming the OP is true) is that she was with her friends, and the guy kept calling her on her cell. She probably had all her calls redirected immediately to voicemail (if I was her, I would). Odds are he redialed and redialed and redialed every time he got the machine. But I could be wrong.
Veritas143 0
This is the other side to the "the girl i've been secretly in love with for years" fmls..
tisiphone_fml 0
Run, baby - run now. Changing your name might be a good idea.
Mustardnight 3
Uuuum well do you love me back? Ill call to ask again.
Conkers 0
Indeed, I am pretty sure it's impossible to call 80 times in 5 minutes, that's an average of one call every 3.75 seconds, and if there were voicemail messages too like you said, it just makes it even less likely, especially if he's a stalker, meaning the voicemail messages would probably be pretty long.
alesi_fml 0
excellent point.
futtgoredo 0
dating for a week does not make him you boyfriend
pipp360 0
**** ur boyfriend number 8 **** **** pussy ass dick **** shit
ichikibobivopula 0
he's trying to scare you away. he's not interested in you and wants to get out the easy way.
WOLFEYES72 2
What the ****, crazy person.
sillisheep 4
he could always have the number favorited or on speed dial. doesnt sound too farfetched with his obvious obsession
NikkiRainbow63 31
Run. Been there. Just run!
SweetestSin 4
get rid of the psycho like yesterday
Carlie_McCartney 1
he said something wrong, now she longs for yesterday...
fluorescentadole_fml 8
hahaha :) Paul
Rocksygen 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So how is this an fml?
dudeitsdanny 10
He's more a stalker than a boyfriend.
alexandraa_fml 0
How is this not an FML?
wolfpackchick10 0
Haha...seriously. This is pretty much the definition of an FML!!
patticake1601 0
I'd say this is one of the few true FML's on here. OP: Run Forrest RUUUUUUUUNNNN
elektrik_fml 0
haha.....wait, WTF?
xCrackerx 3
It's not confusing. Keep reading it till you get it. I believe in you!
lolsan 0
I've had similar happen. Get out of that relationship now. For your own sake.
Gandrea01 6
I've also had a similar situation happen to me. the thing is, it was 2 in the morning and he knew I was asleep. he was hoping I would wake up to it vibrating. by the next morning I had over 90 missed calls. he became more and more obsessive and he became suicidal. he threatened that if I ever left he would kill himself. I left. he is still crazy, calls my friends begging them to talk to me saying he is still in love with me. me leaving was the best decision I have ever made. op: GET OUT!!
maryjeaninex3 0
get out while it's still early.
fmlanonymous_00 0
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So you've been dating for a week...and you already considered him your boyfriend. What?!...I'm sorry; I mean...WHAT?!
rjrudman 0
Pretty sure after the second date it's fine to call them boyfriend/girlfriend.
cradle6 13
Noooooo. After you decide to be in a committed a relationship
randomname0151 4
Pretty sure this guy was joking, playing on the fact that the boyfriend is taking the relationship way to fast and joking that the OP is also. It was a joke... I'm pretty sure.
boohoo_99 0
Thats more than once a second. Id say creep!! Dump him and change your number.
ReallyMike 0
#9 Your math skills are astounding. 300 seconds, 80 times = once every second. ******* brilliant.
jenneration 0
lmfao, truly a fantastic revelation.
Coe1ho 0
hahahahahahaha. Idiot
Nikki_Wonder 0
You guys are assholes. Its irrelivant as to how many times he called... he called alot and in such a short amount of time. Dump him Op, Find someone who isnt insane.
lexi_cacao 0
agree with #7... what are you, 12?
tikimuppet 11
The whole situation would be funnier if they were twelve
Feverrotes 15
He loves you for the world, what more could you ask for?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Actually he loves her "to death" Which could be the outcome of this creepy, stalker-like relationship. Run, run quickly and run now.