FML : Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us."...

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Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By waj9876 / Friday 9 September 2011 00:34 / United States

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By TheAngryKitten | 0

#3261316 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:03

I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.

By RawrNom | 0

#3261288 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:00

LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

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By RawrNom | 0

#3261288 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:00

LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

Stonedmanalex | 0

#3261328 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:04

Not really since his girlfriend is insane

NabbdjuretPerry | 0

#3261331 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:04

Just say: More!

TheAngryKitten | 0

#3261343 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:06

Moar!!

EnEl_Infierno | 15

#3261433 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:32

Zoom Zoom

nerdness | 2

#3261549 - Friday 9 September 2011 10:14

you're honestly dating an idiot.

RyanMacVey | 17

#3261575 - Friday 9 September 2011 10:35

yes i think we can all agree your gf is insane... but use it too your advantage man... cheat on her for real, then take a pic of you getting a bj.... she will be gagging for it

Deathhound | 25

#3261641 - Friday 9 September 2011 11:18

True thing, though she is a little bit strange for not seeing it's her xD

K_kanaka | 26

#3261910 - Friday 9 September 2011 12:57

Well I say just get room where it's just you and her, so you guys can do the halalala and then tell her that the girl in the pic. was her.

stro88 | 6

#3262011 - Friday 9 September 2011 13:22

I say tell her the other chick does more than just kisses. :-) win for you 1 point for dopest make up sex ever.

TheCylonmaster | 3

#3262378 - Friday 9 September 2011 15:10

Yep, she's blond alright.

hotPinklipstick | 24

#3262426 - Friday 9 September 2011 15:22

Everyone is saying this girl is stupid, but what's really going on is she isn't happy with the sex and wants to try things more rough. She's totally using this to her advantage.

stacianichole | 2

#3262510 - Friday 9 September 2011 15:39

That seems extremely far fetched...

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3262512 - Friday 9 September 2011 15:39

Well let her prove herself to herself.

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3262607 - Friday 9 September 2011 16:00

75: And your a stereotypical idiot.

hotPinklipstick | 24

#3263142 - Friday 9 September 2011 17:41

87- learn to take a joke. Blonde jokes are funny. I'm blonde and I tell more blonde jokes than anyone I know. Lighten up.

SpaceDementia_fml | 4

#3264008 - Friday 9 September 2011 21:37

I love when girls do that :D

By Tristyxxx | 24

#3261291 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:00

Looks like she's been pushed down and hit her head 10 times.

jordnlyn | 6

#3261460 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:39

Looks like the doctor needs to up her meds!

YayFlameWarz | 9

#3262505 - Friday 9 September 2011 15:38

Oh no I'm getting love, affection, and ( im assuming here) sex! Save me god please!

rexgar2000 | 10

#3262914 - Friday 9 September 2011 16:45

he should just take the crazy sex coming.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3264085 - Friday 9 September 2011 22:02

I heard crazy chicks make the best sex.

By eminarnar | 0

#3261314 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:03

Aww, that's cute :) be happy you get kisses :*

slushpup9696 | 12

#3261442 - Friday 9 September 2011 9:34

Psychotic is the new cute.

Daralea | 21

#3263577 - Friday 9 September 2011 19:34

Yea, either she is trying to spice things up by pretending (a plus), or really thinks that the best way to treat a guy who's cheating is to throw herself onto him (might be a plus but...definitely psychotic)