really first comment and you put that

and you wondered who the guy who was always walking around your house naked was? I guess your brother figured you knew from the moaning noises every night. silly!

I think I know how this went down. Bro: Hey sis, I'm getting married. Sis: Can't talk. On Facebook. Bro: But... Sis: What part of shutup do you not understand? Bro: But it's important! Sis: Read my lips. (Get the fuck out) Bro: (Goes on Facebook) That bitch.

LOL that me me laugh

at least he didn't invite you via facebook to the wedding! :)

I doubt it was real if you didn't know. people get married to each other all the time and engaged when they don't mean it, just for fun.

lol nice one

Yes. Because it would be a sin to be rational and fuck while you're single. but thanks for reminding us people marry all the time "for fun.". That maKes it much easier to bust a nut without "sin " and it's all for fun.

I have a friend on Facebook whose status says ""Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff"". So I poked him ;)

15, ORRR "brother has changed his relationship status from 'single' to 'engaged' ". whatever the brothers name is lol

mail order foreign bride?

Lol. It seems like this kind of thing happens a lot

I like your comments lol they're hilarious

Thanks (:

surprise...

So true.

holy shit king george girl i live in cb.

Well.. That's .. uh interesting .(:

creeper! ^^

I love your name ^^^(:

your beautiful! just to tell ya :)

Really first reply and you put that

sorry wrong comment

Yea, she can just make it her facebook status (;

Haha you are so right :p

don't underestimate the validity of something being "Facebook official"

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haha i lyke u!:)

I just added his fiancés cereal on facebook, his most recent status is: "some drunk idiot just yelled at me and then ate half of my fruit loops.. fml"

^^^ lmao right there

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ur very pretty :) btw I'm a girl so don't think it that way … ok bye

nice pic. that beta kicked ass.