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Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML


I agree, your life sucks (10224) - you deserved it (34621)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:25am by rabbit

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Wait, does that mean you wear skirts?
I dont get it..

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:22am by dinosaursmoo

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