Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML
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Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?
dinosaursmoo 0
Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..
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Comments (62)
onetwomikey 0
this fml, from what i see, is implying who has the authority. wearing the pants is being the man. and when the girl says she has the photos to prove it, she is saying that he is the bitch in their relationship.
Darthbane2007 19
Wow, some actually gets the joke...
SAVIORxOMEGA 0
Don't do stupid stuff you won't regret:/
HiddenAce91 6
Maybe she's an idiot and he wears a kilt every once and then. Just remember the diffecence between a kilt and a skirt, is a kilt has NOTHING under it.
ashiedeanilz 0
well, if it's paris hilton the skirt doesn't have anything under either...
Molltini 0
Soooo...your girlfriend has a penis?
letspartayyxx 0
he cheated on her and his girlfriend found pictures of them obviously.
letspartayyxx 0
he cheated on her.
eindtruger 0
lol i can't believe so many of you dont get this. it means she made him cross dress and took pictures of him.
wilt 0
YDI for having photographic evidence of your sex life. Have fun and then delete.
Hanny_95 0
Wait does that mean she has balls? Cause she has photo to prove she has balls? Or that hes got a vag? or a small penis? IM CONFUSED :S