By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

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oh teh noes!

run as far as you can!!

damn! and when you tell her it was a joke be ready to get kicked in the balls

do you think my head will fit in between?

Just ask her to go "halfsies" on the ring, I'm sure she will love that.

lmfao hairdresser.

lol run away groom

You win an internetz!

Shit u seem to be in quite a pickle :|

Not something you joke about with certain girls -- and looks like yours is one of those! YDI, only a little

Obviously you get bad karma for making jokes these days

Marriage isn't something you should joke about with anyone ever.

64 - You may joke. No one will ever propose to you.

67 hahaha. it's funny cause it's true

I can't believe this got thumbed up so much. What is so forbidden about marriage you can't joke about it? Lighten up people, please.

what an asshole you are

Better make sure she knows you were joking, or you could be in some deep trouble!

Dude, stay engaged, but don't plan your wedding for another couple years...saves you having to buy her an engagement ring now i guess?

Maybe it's a girl?

WTF you smoke in the Netherlands. OP's girlfriend is a girl, and even if OP is also a girl, it's not uncommon to get an engagement ring if they were lesbian. So why does it matter if OP is a girl.

I don't smoke anything. Just sayin'. ;)

your super hot haha

Bro you are totally right

GTFO while you still have the chance OP

triple agreed ^^

C-c-c combo breakerrr

lmao!! epic win for referencing Killer Instinct.. they should let you rule the world for a day or something.. you win

I love that game!

A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

lol, that's funny

you hit the nail on the head ;)

Let's just hope she doesn't hit the head with a nail..

hehe u guys win lol xP

I see what you did there :3

I'm gonna say this isn't your fault. I jokingly asked my girlfriend to marry me a lot when we first started dating, and she'd know it was a joke. She still knows that while I would marry her, my proposals are all jokes. Your girlfriend is just creepy D: RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE! Change your name, get surgery, and move as far away from her as possible.. THEN send her an untraceable letter telling her it's over. I don't think it's safe to tell her in person.

And, just because it's amusing, here's a text from my girlfriend earlier, since some girls CAN take and make a joke: "I'm ready to settle down. I'm getting frustrated. What are your intentions? Are you ever gonna propose? Do you want kids? I want 8. Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Doc, and Topanga.

"Topanga" wiiiin.

12 your girlfriend I'd freaking amazing :D you lucky dog. haha

haha(: that's super cool of your girlfriend. (/

Well, this is a good example of why you don't say things you don't mean, or make it VERY obvious you're joking. Oh well, just be one of those couples that's engaged forever or something. Or, tell her now rather than later when she's been led to believe for longer. Though that is rather clingy on her part.

cinn you're a very nice person. but you sound like "mother" at times.. come on now! btw it sucks how those guys keep making fun of you.. but is it wrong if I tell you that it makes me laugh everytime.. plz forgive me

Cinn a bun milf!

Syedlink - Thanks. But I like to think there's room for a voice of reason everywhere, if that makes me sound like a mother, then so be it. I can live with that. And tbf, it amuses me too, however there is a point when it gets annoying. RedPill - I don't understand the 'bun' in that sentence, the rest I get after a quick trip to Urban Dictionary. Or do I not want to know? :P

I think Cinn's reasonable balanced views make a nice change from some of the utter garbage that goes on here. Inevitably, that's going to draw some flack. I'm impressed she's managed to keep a level head, as even I've found myself slipping into trolling every once in a while in exasperation. If her voice of reason sounds like your mother, then be thankful that your Mom is a sensible person, rather than giving Cinn stick. Still - I'm pretty sure she can take a joke, provided you smile when you say it.

it's a qrap.

There's an app.

Today's special at the Admiral Snack-bar is their "IT'S A FRAP!(icinno)" drink.

102 - I think you mean FAPuccino. :P

Run like a black man with a T.V!!!

I feel bad for laughing at this =(

Aww, it got modded before I could laugh at it. Now I shall never laugh again.