By jfranklin - 18/10/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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perdix 29

A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

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yucayucatan 0

damn! and when you tell her it was a joke be ready to get kicked in the balls

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syedlink27 0

do you think my head will fit in between?

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hairdreser0nfire 0

Just ask her to go "halfsies" on the ring, I'm sure she will love that.

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cookiezwin 0

lol run away groom

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MuchDance90s 0

Not something you joke about with certain girls -- and looks like yours is one of those! YDI, only a little

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ImJustMosh 0

Obviously you get bad karma for making jokes these days

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guckylynn 19

Marriage isn't something you should joke about with anyone ever.

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todo350 0

64 - You may joke. No one will ever propose to you.

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fthku 13

I can't believe this got thumbed up so much. What is so forbidden about marriage you can't joke about it? Lighten up people, please.

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Senseless_487 29

Better make sure she knows you were joking, or you could be in some deep trouble!

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marinus_fml 19

Dude, stay engaged, but don't plan your wedding for another couple years...saves you having to buy her an engagement ring now i guess?

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marinus_fml 19

WTF you smoke in the Netherlands. OP's girlfriend is a girl, and even if OP is also a girl, it's not uncommon to get an engagement ring if they were lesbian. So why does it matter if OP is a girl.

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BrittanyB94 0

your super hot haha

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abjohnson117 0

Bro you are totally right

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perdix 29

A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Let's just hope she doesn't hit the head with a nail..

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ifyouseekamy666 0

hehe u guys win lol xP

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dudeitsdanny 9

I'm gonna say this isn't your fault. I jokingly asked my girlfriend to marry me a lot when we first started dating, and she'd know it was a joke. She still knows that while I would marry her, my proposals are all jokes. Your girlfriend is just creepy D: RUN FOR YOUR ******* LIFE! Change your name, get surgery, and move as far away from her as possible.. THEN send her an untraceable letter telling her it's over. I don't think it's safe to tell her in person.

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dudeitsdanny 9

And, just because it's amusing, here's a text from my girlfriend earlier, since some girls CAN take and make a joke: "I'm ready to settle down. I'm getting frustrated. What are your intentions? Are you ever gonna propose? Do you want kids? I want 8. Sneezy, Dopey, Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Doc, and Topanga.

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corytheboss 0

12 your girlfriend I'd freaking amazing :D you lucky dog. haha

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nikki0rikki 0

haha(: that's super cool of your girlfriend. (/

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Cinn_fml 22

Well, this is a good example of why you don't say things you don't mean, or make it VERY obvious you're joking. Oh well, just be one of those couples that's engaged forever or something. Or, tell her now rather than later when she's been led to believe for longer. Though that is rather clingy on her part.

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syedlink27 0

cinn you're a very nice person. but you sound like "mother" at times.. come on now! btw it sucks how those guys keep making fun of you.. but is it wrong if I tell you that it makes me laugh everytime.. plz forgive me

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RedPillSucks 31

Cinn a bun milf!

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Cinn_fml 22

Syedlink - Thanks. But I like to think there's room for a voice of reason everywhere, if that makes me sound like a mother, then so be it. I can live with that. And tbf, it amuses me too, however there is a point when it gets annoying. RedPill - I don't understand the 'bun' in that sentence, the rest I get after a quick trip to Urban Dictionary. Or do I not want to know? :P

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Zebidee 8

I think Cinn's reasonable balanced views make a nice change from some of the utter garbage that goes on here. Inevitably, that's going to draw some flack. I'm impressed she's managed to keep a level head, as even I've found myself slipping into trolling every once in a while in exasperation. If her voice of reason sounds like your mother, then be thankful that your Mom is a sensible person, rather than giving Cinn stick. Still - I'm pretty sure she can take a joke, provided you smile when you say it.

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ozkalukaas 0

Run like a black man with a T.V!!!

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dudeitsdanny 9

I feel bad for laughing at this =(

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DocBastard 38

Aww, it got modded before I could laugh at it. Now I shall never laugh again.

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