Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?
dinosaursmoo 0
Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..
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Comments (62)
flinkpamingo 0
Was it really necessary for her to say that? Really? Was it said to someone you trust? I just don't understand people who intentionally hurt their significant others. I don't get it. Too much information. Be careful who you trust with your deepest secrets people. If you don't want the entire world to know then you ought to be more careful. To you I say: I don't know what to say. You will live with it or you won't.
bskballa92 0
It was a joke, a funny one to, chill out. Anyways, me and my girlfriend joke like this all the time, its alot of fun
eccentricbirdie 0
I have photos of my boyfriend dolled up as a girl. He pulls it off well. We both think its hilarious. I say have a sense of humor.
jjenniferr05 0
meh, this is a crap fml.
kewlz323 0
hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
wienerwagon 0
The only way this FML could be any dumber is if the OP visited this thread and posted that there were no actual pictures of him in skirts, he just found the joke offensive.
Hydra_fml 0
Wha... what the hell? This isn't a FML! People, if you're going to lie, make it interesting!
noshitsherlock 0
That sucks. You do that shit cuz you TRUST someone, not so they can use it against you later and embarrass you. What a ******* bitch your girlfriend is..
drinkupgorgeous 0
What the **** does that even mean? Is she a dipshit?
melilikiki 0
yeah, relax, it was probably a joke, and you can't handle it.
sublime93 0
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.