Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?
dinosaursmoo 0
Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..
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Comments (62)
jess_is_a_warior 0
hey now, people. just cuz she said that doesn't mean she's a bitch. i've taken pictures of my boyfriend in a skirt and dresses many times, it's just because we're comfortable with each other enough to be that strange. it's fun. you really should try it.(:
sabresfano 1
yeah let me just go in my closet where all my suits are and pull out a nice fancy........ oh wait I don't have one. oh darn. I guess I can't be a ****** today
Japemead 0
If she actually does have pictures of that, now you know you can't trust your girlfriend to keep your confidence.
Green12324 0
Ok...
colonel_crunk 0
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FarSide 23
Yeah, well... if you show those pictures, I will show the pics of your momma wearing that 10" strap-on with the German Shepard...
TheTragicReturn 0
F everybody's life because gender stereotypes exist. Really.
regalarius 0
I agree. Skirts are liberating. ^.^ Unless this means that she has evidence that she wears nothing on the bottom, which is even more of a win. OP, quit your bellyachin'!
jaybrown 0
So your girlfriend didn't get the joke and therefore is stupid, it's not the end of the world.
thescrutonator 0
I actually got this the first time around, and I think it is utterly hilarious. :p :D
bubblybrooke 12
#5 is awesome :P
caancoha 0
36, unfortunately YOU'RE the one who doesn't get it. GTFO. OP, FYL for having no balls. So you wear skirts, are you that much of a pansy that you care what people think? It's 2009, shut the hell up and deal with it. I'm sure you pull it off well. Your girlfriend was making a joke, and it was witty and well-timed. Your friend, I'm sure, thought it was a joke, as well. Everyone saying the girlfriend's a bitch or a dumbass needs to get a sense of humor ASAP.