Health: Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal...

By Machine - 19/02/2009 12:18 - Japan

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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XXXL

By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML

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xolotl 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:19

So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.

mariasaur 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:24

If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.

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xolotl 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:19

So, you called your friend fat then you fit her pants. Sounds about right. Karma. F your friend's life for having a friend that calls her fat.

chickenflem 8

Saturday 1 September 2012 4:52

Maybe it's the traveling pants from that book. ;)

lesliehalverson 5

Tuesday 7 October 2014 4:35

*him

mariasaur 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:24

If your friend saw this FML they would be totally hurt.

fmlkthx 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:50

I just don't understand why you didn't have your own pants? Bahahaha @ "congrats on being just as fat."

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 19 February 2009 21:00

Good call.

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 21:00

@ Whoop (#9) Then he would post about it on FML!

coloredwax 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 22:36

I agree completely with 12. People are so easily offended nowadays. Jeez. Her friend was fat. So? Fat is not necessarily a bad thing. You dance around so many simple things by using all this soft language but it's all for stuff that's really neutral to begin with. Fat is simply an adjective. Any negative spin you put on it is your own issue to deal with.