Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML
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Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Who is modding all of these stupid FML's?
dinosaursmoo 0
Wait, does that mean you wear skirts? I dont get it..
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Comments (62)
Blaaagh 0
Hmmm, is a bit confusing. Bit i do agree with eindtuger, and say that he cross dressed and took pictures of it. I dont see why your embaressed tbh. I've cross-dressed a couple times and my G/F tool pictures, and im fine with that. I think one or two of my frineds have aswell with there G/Fs. I generally see this sorta of embaressment is due to that fact that there not comfortable with how they are on some way, alot of the time its there sexuality. Just let go dude! If your embaressed, then either not do it or get her to get rid of the evidence. So I'm completely neutral about this one, because I've done it before and arn't embarressed about saying it, and i don't see why others are tbh.
cottonGIN 0
This isnt really an FML unless ur a tranny, if it was me id be like yeah im THAT kinda guy
Darthbane2007 19
People are missing the FML here. Wearing the pants in a relationship generally means having authority, and in most cases it is the man . A skirt is mainly associated with women being the housewife, doing cooking, cleaning all that good stuff. With her saying she has photos to prove she does not wear the skirt is implying that the boyfriend is the one that does the womanly tasks in the household..
jeniilouise 0
I think you're missing the FML. If it was about him taking "the woman's role", that wouldn't be funny or an FML because loads of males do housework etc. these days! She's saying she doesn't wear the skirt as in her boyfriend does, so she has proof he's worn one before...
maddiesonnn 0
i think she has a dick... and u dont... hello miss chickeedoodlee
NvUsDistortion 3
how do u not get this. she is saying that she is the man in the relationship and that her bf acts girly
Monkeymolli 0
lol cute
akiraina 4
I dont get it
Guru_Gal 12
How can there be so many people not understanding that she has actually has photos of him wearing an actual skirt and that he isn't saying that he's taking a "female" role and doing housework. P.S.: Well done OP for being brave enough to experiment with clothing. :)
nighthawk3572 7
well his name is "Crossy" so maybe that's means cross dresser and he wears skirts
Gerenah 9
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