By Scared - 23/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML
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You deserved it 32 670

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Top comments


americayay 0

Agreed. Scared by a Spongebob balloon. Is that really the story? Is there something I'm missing?

lax2319 0

how the hell did this make it past moderation?

Cupcakeshizz 0

I lol'ed at this. it is more of a lol than a fml though !

SayPeanuts 29

Today, I got temporarily frightened by an inanimate object in the dark. I then turned on the lights and everything was okay again. FML

EvilCupcake8361 9

haha this happens to me all the freaking time so why is this an FML?

yeah wow **** your life were scared by a balloon...who gives a shit

Mods, please choose quality over quantity.

athiest_pope 0
shadow_skater_fml 0

I agree with #5. I've had a couple of balloons in the past that would last forever and after a while you forget you have them. They used to always catch me off guard because no one expects something to be moving in their room.


Today I drank a cup of tea. FML the above will be next, and if it does appear, I'm leaving -.-

aww this is cute. everyone has those moments =)

so? how is this an fml, at all? i don't even think this is mlia worthy.