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Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

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dude find him and kick his ass!!

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 10:15am by BlueBery

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Why would he spend all that money and time on a romantic weekend if it wasn't serious...sounds like you're lucky to not have that guy if all he wanted was sex! That really sucks though, sorry.

#6 - On 07/17/2009 at 10:19am by doomkitten19

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