Love, Sex, Awkward, Cheating and Facebook: Are you serious?

Are you serious?

By ImNotDumb - 17/04/2022 04:00

Today, my husband pathetically tried to convince me that his “friend” has his Facebook password, and “hacks” into his account to message another woman using his profile. The dick picture he sent her by text message? His “friend” has his iCloud password and “hacked” it, and sent it himself. Right. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 April 2022 4:44

Maybe you ought to "hack" his dick, Lorena Bobbitt-style.

poopface82 23

Sunday 17 April 2022 7:54

I see he tried to employ the Shaggy defense. “It wasn’t me.” At least he didn’t employ the Chewbacca defense.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 April 2022 4:44

Maybe you ought to "hack" his dick, Lorena Bobbitt-style.

poopface82 23

Sunday 17 April 2022 7:54

I see he tried to employ the Shaggy defense. “It wasn’t me.” At least he didn’t employ the Chewbacca defense.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 April 2022 8:20

Or the Urkel Defense -- did I do that?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 18 April 2022 15:52

So this child is blaming another child for his silly "pranks"? Isn't this typical of kids? What? It's a grown-ass man? And you married him? Might I suggest getting a divorce?