Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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BlueBery 0
dude find him and kick his ass!!
Maniacfive 0
I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.
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Comments (212)
BLNovelist 0
Oh dear, I'm sorry he did that to you. Don't worry, now you are away from that asshole and can find someone worthy of your love - someone who won't run away because you want to be something more then a **** buddy.
plexico 4
"**** buddy." Come on, BLNovelist, the term "friend with benefits" sounds so much nicer!
Monado 0
Yes, because if I call a fat man chubby, and a racist "Racially intolerabe" It obviously means they are a better person even though it's the same freckin thing.
plexico 4
It's called a euphemism. However, a "**** buddy" seems like someone where the ******* is the primary feature of the relationship, but "friend with benefits" might mean someone you might actually spending time with (like you would with a non-sexual friend) but you might also **** from time to time. I'll have to look into it.
biancagolden 0
That's a lot of effort just to get sex...
plexico 4
If you see what we'll do for a Klondike Bar, you can only imagine the lengths we'll go to for sex.
fml2102008 1
lol. sucks to be you.
xavierdevoy 0
Lol you fail at secks
bollywood_rocks 0
You do realize this isn't the early 20th century. While it is ok to not have premarital sex,NOT EVERYONE shares that belief. If you do,fine and dandy but just because you do doesn't mean everyone has to.
Spl2iGGaN 0
Wow.. You mean it took you that long to admit you were in love? You had sex without being sure you were both in love? Even worse is he wasn't in love with you? And beat it when he found you were?! How is it that people go this far in relationships and not even be in love? You both deserve it. And this is why our world sucks today, too many people have forgotten about love.
Lillith_fml 5
what's that smell? bullshit :>
jujubes88 0
So the couple HAS to be in love before having sex? Someone in a relationship can't go for 6 months without saying one of the most widely used and abused phrases of all time- "I love you"? I mean, really, Is it so ridiculous that the OP had sex with her bf- who was with her for 6 months- before being "sure" they were both in love? Jeez, THIS is what's wrong with the world today- when people think uttering this 3 word phrase catapults them into a safe little place where nothing can go wrong cuz "we love each other :)" It bugs me when people preach their morals to the OP and point a finger to OP's supposed moral lapse for the reason someone else ****** up OP's life!
littlebopeep10 0
Perhaps what #35 meant by making sure he was in love with her was that she might have watched his actions--because saying "I love you" really doesn't mean you're in love with the person, of course. Actions speak louder than words. Don't get me wrong, though; I think the guy was a complete and total jerk for what he did to her.
_Noon_ 0
My guess: he just doesn't feel the same way.
fmlfyl 1
some people don't think this stuff through.... I hope he finds a new life, because once you tell your friends... i'm sure he'll get that beat down thats coming.
kira1kira 0
u say u love each other before "love sessions" so this doesn't happen!
premiermois 5
Let's face it, you were just a long booty call.