By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States 4 1 4 53 Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML I agree, your life sucks 423 You deserved it 113 Tweet Share