Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Your love is cancelled
Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Sneaky sneaky...
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Caught in 4K
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
I'm so tired
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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BlueBery 0
dude find him and kick his ass!!
Maniacfive 0
I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.
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dartwillie 0
If you got to cum, it was worth it
sunnyshines 0
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I'm a female. Girls do cum, it's called an ******. And discharge is white or yellowish, and that normally comes right before you have your period. (Sorry boys, I know you don't want to know that...) I don't know if you've ever gotten wet before (apparently not) because that is completely different liquid than 'discharge'. Girls do have a 'cum' type substance, it isn't sperm, obviously, but it's lubrication.
wafflemonger 0
"Cum" in its noun form refers to semen, and only applies to males. "Cum" as a verb means "have an ******," and is gender-neutral. So everyone CAN cum, but only 50% of us HAVE cum.
sunnyshines 0
exactly.
g33ktr0n 0
Ouch! That sucks. Go hunt him down and kill the son of a bitch!
dedalus_fml 0
^ sarcasm deficient
NonchalantSavant 0
Wow... must've been skid marks in the carpet.
Greendarthpotato 0
These are the kind of guys that I hate. Giving the rest of us a bad reputation. This is why some girls don't trust guys as much as they should. Also, I don't get what the big deal is about who says "I love you" first. If are in a relationship, you should both know that you both love eachother. If you don't love the other person then you shouldn't be in a relationship. Which is why the boyfriend, who's just in it for the sex, deserves to go to hell.
hxc_gxc 0
agreed 100% that guy's an asshole :/
Puolukka 4
Well, thankfully even nowadays some people don't throw those words around lightly. I've had boyfriends for more than 6 months and some of them I never said "I love you" to. Simply because I knew I wasn't gonna marry them and spend the rest of my life with them. But that doesn't mean I didn't have real feelings for them. I didn't say it to my husband for the first 4 months of our relationship either. Some people meet go on one or two dates and then call each other boyfriend/girlfriend which is completely fine, but that doesn't mean they have to love each other or say those words. Yes, they like each other and want to spend time together, but real love grows over time...especially when you're young it's just infatuation when you meet someone...and then when that fades you will discover whether you actually love someone or not...I have seen rare cases where people started dating and said I looe you and actually did end up getting married, so that stuff does exist...but it's rare...and most of the time it's people that are very mature (I'm not saying you have to be a certain age to be mature) and know how to work on a relationship and keep it alive.
wafflemonger 0
Are you saying that if you don't plan on marrying someone then, by definition, you don't love them? Because if so, I completely disagree.
MSJ91 1
@Puolukka: I completely agree. Most of us have trouble discerning intimacy from love. I like to get to know girls as friends before starting something, and I won't even date one unless I think it can last.
MSJ91 1
@wafflemonger: you don't necessarily expect to marry them, but if you don't even believe that you could pursue the relationship that far (of course, people move, and shit happens), why bother taking it further than friendship? I'd assume you're in the relationship for the wrong reasons.
SomeonePosting 0
I didn't love my partner when we first started our relationship. I cared about him, but I didn't love him. He didn't love me either. Relationships don't start with love from the get go and it surprises me when people are baffled when someone admits they didn't tell their significant other "I love you" until X amount of time passed. Also, everyone's definition of love is different. The right time to admit love for one person might be too long or too short for another. This isn't a problem as long as you say what you mean when you tell someone you love them. Otherwise, people tend to assume your "I love you" is the same as theirs and it could cause problems.
MSJ91 1
When you can forgive your partner for every wrong, whether it's their flaws, cheating, emotional infidelity (which is by far worse than cheating) or a serious crime; if you value their life and happiness more than your own, and if you trust them enough to tell them anything, I'd call it love.
wafflemonger 0
@MichaelExe, I think the way you learn whether you could pursue a relationship that far is by beginning one. Dating is how you learn what you want in a marriage partner, and whether a specific person meets those criteria.
thatwasobvious 0
NICE. Well put #51.
TheLoneWolf87 4
This leads me to conclude whatever u do hes always watching u. And if ur atheist...well someone always stalking u :o
ichwillkeinengel 0
They were ON a romantic vacation, had sex AT the hotel, she told him that she loved him, took a shower (still at the hotel) and came out of the bathroom to find him gone. And then she had to pay for their vacation because he'd left before their time with the room was up.
pommeblossom 0
What a dick! Scared of a word, scared of a feeling.
plexico 4
"scared of a feeling" Yeah, the feeling of paying an enormous hotel bill!
imlovingmylife 8
This guys a real piece of work, huh. After you get home, FIND HIS ASS and bill him for the hotel cost.