Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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BlueBery 0
dude find him and kick his ass!!
Maniacfive 0
I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.
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DirtyParkBench 0
Honestly, YDI. And this is coming from a woman. Was the hotel room in your name? If so, then you should have at least planned for the possibility that you may pay the entire hotel bill. People break up ALL THE TIME on vacations. People aren't used to spending every waking moment with each other for a week straight, they start to get on each other's nerves, notice how much of a slob the other person is, get into fights, etc. Shit happens. I feel no sympathy here. Next time you want to go on vacation with someone, at least you'll know to have the other person book the reservations. But I'd hope that you'd split the cost even if things soured between the two of you.
Mnemic 6
I'm donating a few dollars for the bill. ;)
RARHhhhhh 0
to get back at this basterd tell his mom what he did (leave out the whole steamin love part). and anyways this guy is soooo not worth ur time :) and if u wanted to go on this vacation why wouldnt he "love u"
Stevieebabyy 0
If your on vacation together an probably having sex on that trip, you should love him. He should love you. He's acting like a 7th grader.
Jordan_McDeere 0
Why is everyone so mental over pre-marital sex? The only possible reason to wait until after you're married is if you are so religious you are scared there is a literal god who is going to kill you. There isn't. It's not slutty to have sex before you are married, and it's not weird to go away for the weekend with someone you've been out with for 6 months. If most of you lot had your way, people would be together 2 years and married before they said i love you, let alone have sex.
zBOB0 0
i don't know whcih is worse: u waiting untill after sex at a fancy hotel to tell ur boy friend u love him, u *****, or that the prick, ur boyfriend, ditched on the bill and i don't meen for the hotel
Nextdusk 0
shitty boyfriend!
Smiley_70 22
Hey look at the positive - found this out before it went further. Contact him and get him to pay for half the bill If he is scared of your feelings - he isn't worth your time.
DeadPres 0
LMFAO you totally deserved this. personally i would never want a girl to use the L word.
Melancholics 0
..and that's why you don't have a girlfriend.
faithfulraven 0
Actually, I happen to know IRL the woman who posted this and for those of you who commented that she was too young to love or that she did not know the guy well enough, she is 23 years old and has known the jerk for over 9 years. You think you know a person and that you can express how you feel, but there's really no way of knowing for sure how things are going to pan out. And sometimes shit happens to good people, men can be *******, love is scary (but beautiful) but most of all...life isn't always fair but that doesn't mean it wont get better. Im so sorry, sweetie. Hang in there. You're wonderful, I love you. Call me.
MSJ91 1
Her account says she's 19 (her Birthday is the 15th of December, 1989) and lives in Buffalo. I wouldn't assume you know her, because I don't think there's any point in lying about her age (or possibly location) when she could just conceal them.