Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
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BlueBery 0
dude find him and kick his ass!!
Maniacfive 0
I dont even know where to begin. FYL for sure. Find a better guy! After you've found this one and beat his ass.
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Comments (212)
photofool 0
i dont want to rile up all the equal rights equal society advocates, but my mom always taught me never to say "i love you" first. It's worked for me so far!
malcolm1919 0
Was his name barney stinson
livingdeath 0
What a dumbass fucktard manboy, he turned down a week of love AND left you cold? What the **** is wrong with him.
Ppixer 0
Stab him in the face tbh. Then finish him off and sell his organs to cover the holiday expenses.
isantorin 0
wait, you confessed to YOUR BOYFRIEND you loved him. ...sorry what was going on before?
sarharbar 0
You need to post this douchebag's Facebook profile or phone number or something!
TheGerman 0
what a prick go hit his ass with a car!
martymcfly12 0
all these comments make me laugh
dcstream 0
I don't know why, but I have this sinking feeling that he wasn't her boyfriend, and she couldn't figure out she was a booty call. Also, YDI for building a hotel in your kitchen.
cosmolatte 3
wth dude? a hotel in your kitchen???!!!!
kevinLovesToJudg 0
Way to jump to conclusions, OP. Maybe the dude is just hiding under the bed. Did you yell "Marko?" in the hotel room? Poor guy is probably still waiting 4 you there! GO BACK!
Stephnesss 0
There is usually a big block under the bed, so you can't go under. hahah.
kevinLovesToJudg 0
Have you checked all the Hotels on this beautiful planet?