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Same thing different taste
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I'm so happy with life that i surround myself with various shiny things and I sing songs of hope and joy, all the while giving my self a little back rub from a sea lion. Come on Eileen! ;-)
soccer is so much more wonderful.
Here's a challenge to everyone! Succeed in posting an FML on this site that doesn't result in trolls like this guy posting "YDI for (insert unimaginably stupid and irrelevant reason)". If you manage you can have my... soul I guess
thank youuuuu 59 hockey is the shhittttttt (: all other sports aren't even comeparable they r all boringggg and I'm a cheerleader and I lov hockey
I'm going to throw a dictionary at your face.
I've had worse bdays. Plus YDI for playing baseball. :)
Here's a challenge to everyone! Succeed in posting an FML on this site that doesn't result in trolls like this guy posting "YDI for (insert unimaginably stupid and irrelevant reason)". If you manage you can have my... soul I guess
baseball... softball. Difference.
its all about the ball size 59
hahahah I thought that said 69. day ALMOST made lol
that really sucks. no one deserves that kind of treatment, especially from a parent. bad on you dad. and i'll say happy birthday to your son though I know it won't mean as much as if you said it. and son, here's some birthday advice: leave home as soon as you can responsibly do it and don't look back. some people should never have kids.
She's a girl! Hello! Softball!!
some people should never have children. bad on you dad
If you're lucky, he'll stay right where he is. Away. Sorry that your dad is a prick. Unless of course he plans to call you later and say 'haha, I was joking sweety' We shall see, Mr. Prick. We shall see...
That doesn't make him less of a prick, that just makes him a prick who thinks he has a sense of humor.
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If you're lucky, he'll stay right where he is. Away. Sorry that your dad is a prick. Unless of course he plans to call you later and say 'haha, I was joking sweety' We shall see, Mr. Prick. We shall see...
Probably not, but your grammar does.