I'm so happy with life that i surround myself with various shiny things and I sing songs of hope and joy, all the while giving my self a little back rub from a sea lion. Come on Eileen! ;-)

soccer is so much more wonderful.

Baseball/ softball is awsome. Soccer just sucks.

Here's a challenge to everyone! Succeed in posting an FML on this site that doesn't result in trolls like this guy posting "YDI for (insert unimaginably stupid and irrelevant reason)". If you manage you can have my... soul I guess

no, hockey own all of the other sports!

thank youuuuu 59
hockey is the shhittttttt (:
all other sports aren't even comeparable they r all boringggg
and I'm a cheerleader and I lov hockey

do you suk that bad XD

Probably not, but your grammar does.

I'm going to throw a dictionary at your face.

3 u just got owned

Awww I'm sorry. Your dad's an asshole.

that sucks! my first xc meet was on my b day too

I've had worse bdays. Plus YDI for playing baseball. :)

Here's a challenge to everyone! Succeed in posting an FML on this site that doesn't result in trolls like this guy posting "YDI for (insert unimaginably stupid and irrelevant reason)". If you manage you can have my... soul I guess

baseball... softball. Difference.

its all about the ball size 59

hahahah I thought that said 69. day ALMOST made lol

that really sucks. no one deserves that kind of treatment, especially from a parent. bad on you dad. and i'll say happy birthday to your son though I know it won't mean as much as if you said it. and son, here's some birthday advice: leave home as soon as you can responsibly do it and don't look back. some people should never have kids.

She's a girl! Hello! Softball!!

some people should never have children. bad on you dad

this sounds like my dad about softball, but he's not as harsh. FYL

If you're lucky, he'll stay right where he is. Away.
Sorry that your dad is a prick.
Unless of course he plans to call you later and say 'haha, I was joking sweety'
We shall see, Mr. Prick. We shall see...

That doesn't make him less of a prick, that just makes him a prick who thinks he has a sense of humor.

well that sucks